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[Jìmmy Mäsäbä @JimmyMasaba]

Update! It's taken a while, but it's almost here.

[Jìmmy Mäsäbä @JimmyMasaba]

For those wondering what is coming up at the corner of Nsambya and Mukwano road.

I present to you THE ARENA MALL!

[Jìmmy Mäsäbä @JimmyMasaba]

Does having a budget mean you spent the money?

[Sudhir Byaruhanga @Sudhirntv]

Should Joel have declined the budget that other opposition leaders also benefited from? Should he have also declined the security provided to him? I think the real question is whether he failed to account for the budget allocated to him. I also do not believe Joel influenced those who came up with the figures. @TonyNatif

[Jìmmy Mäsäbä @JimmyMasaba]

We also need to deal with the disaster of speed bumps on our roads

[Jìmmy Mäsäbä @JimmyMasaba]

Naalya - Kyaliwajala section 🙏

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

Kampala's slums need an urban renewal plan. We can build decent housing and infrastructure for bonafide inhabitants of the capital city. We would use the money we save from thieves.

[Jìmmy Mäsäbä @JimmyMasaba]

Looks like some doors or safes need to be broken into 😅

[NBS Television @nbstv]

PHOTOS: A fire brigade team has arrived at the residence of former Speaker @AnitahAmong as the CID-led search inside her house continues in connection with an ongoing corruption probe.

📸: @francis_isano

#NBSUpdates

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

Our policy in PLU is 'Good Housing for all' or 'Bonna bayina okubeera n'amayumba amarungi'.

[Jìmmy Mäsäbä @JimmyMasaba]

Very welcome initiative!

[ChimpReports @ChimpReports]

.WATCH: “We are emphasizing the importance of maintaining order and taking responsibility for building frontages across Kampala. Property owners, developers and business operators are required to maintain cleanliness, avoid encroachment on road reserves and comply with the law. By the end of May, we will deploy city ambassadors to support enforcement alongside our teams, and compliance will be strictly enforced.” Hajat Sharifah Buzeki, Executive Director KCCA.
#ChimpReportsNews @KCCAED @KCCAUG
Details: https://t.co/SnuDueZmeu

[Yusuf Serunkuma🌹 @YusufSerunkuma]

there is a fight ongoing btn Aliko Dangote and IMF-World Bank axis. (Not sure which side Nigerian govt is). Two weeks ago, this Nigerian businessman was in East Africa, possibly seeking the continent to join the fight.

Here's a beginner's breakdown – covers plenty of ground: 1980s privatization, industrial protection, non-tariff barriers, sovereignty,

Also, thanks you, Iran.

[Wilfred Businge @MrBusinge]

Andrew Mwenda warned Paul Mwesigwa when UEDCL took over Umeme last year.
As predicted, it has come to pass.
Listen to this 5 minute clip.

[Jìmmy Mäsäbä @JimmyMasaba]

Guys! There is nothing like Senior HR / Estates management officer, those are two different roles! Completely different

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[Iran in Ghana @IRAN_GHANA]

Dear Italy,
Your PM just defended Pope and lost an ally in Washington — the Commander in Grief, yet the most 'powerfool'man on earth.

We'd like to apply for the vacancy.

Our qualifications: 7,000 years of civilization, a shared love of poetry, architecture, and food that takes longer to prepare than Trump's attention span.

The only thing Iran and Italy have ever fought over is who invented ice cream. Faloodeh came first. Gelato came louder. We've been in a 'cold' war over this for 2,000 years.

[𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗞 𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗬𝗢𝗡𝗬𝗜 @Ssenyonyiderick]

Share Widely, Uganda to the World🇺🇬

The "Official Event trailer" is here, Watch it in full HD🎬

A Ugandan diplomat. A lifelong fear of water. The River Nile.

Uganda National Premiere - 25 April 2026.

#BacktotheSourceTheNile @TheNileOdyssey

[Jìmmy Mäsäbä @JimmyMasaba]

In short: prices are going up and it’s not our fault

[Jìmmy Mäsäbä @JimmyMasaba]

Guys 😃

[Jìmmy Mäsäbä @JimmyMasaba]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[McKing @mconchain]

@Polymarket @22loops one group discovered the other group was weeks away from developing nukes.

[Jìmmy Mäsäbä @JimmyMasaba]

It works 🤣🤣🤣

[Ogutu Daudi @iamogutudaudi]

I really need to learn the art of ass kissing…

[Galisonga K. Galisonga @JGkibande]

Us who use Uganda Airlines now have a new problem, they strictly keep time. We had gotten used to delayed flights, so we'd be sure not to miss the flight even if we delayed to get to the airport. Now, try reaching late, you'll tell me how things went for you.

[Shanaka Anslem Perera ⚡ @shanaka86]

BREAKING. Thirty-six hours ago President Donald Trump said “obliterate.” This morning he said “productive conversations.” The question every trader, diplomat, and general is asking: what broke between Saturday night and Monday morning?

Six things broke simultaneously. Not one of them was Iranian.

First. The bill arrived. The Pentagon requested over $200 billion in supplemental funding. The war cost $11.3 billion in six days, $16.5 billion in twelve. At $1.38 billion per day and accelerating, congressional resistance to the supplemental is real. The money that was supposed to fund “days not weeks” now needs a vote that may not pass.

Second. The Fed killed the rate-cut thesis. On March 18, the Federal Reserve held rates at 3.5 to 3.75 percent and revised its 2026 PCE inflation forecast to 2.7 percent from 2.4, citing the Iran war energy shock. The dot plot shows one cut in all of 2026, down from two. Every basis point of delayed easing is pain for housing, credit, and the Magnificent Seven. The war that was supposed to demonstrate strength is demonstrating inflation.

Third. The allies revolted politely. Twenty-two countries signed up to coordinate on Hormuz. Zero committed a warship during combat. Japan is releasing strategic reserves. South Korea’s Kospi has fallen 12 percent. Europe’s gas surged 35 percent after Qatar’s LNG was knocked offline & declared force majeure up to 5 years. Trump called NATO “cowards” and got a press release. The coalition of the willing is a coalition of the waiting.

Fourth. TSMC sent the signal. Taiwan imports nearly 97 percent of its energy. Its LNG reserves cover 11 days. Qatar supplies a third of global helium, which TSMC needs for chip fabrication. The helium is bottled behind a closed strait. Every Nvidia GPU, every Apple chip, every AI cluster depends on a fab in Hsinchu counting its gas in single-digit days. The Magnificent Seven have shed hundreds of billions as energy rotation crushes tech.

Fifth. Birol named the damage. The IEA chief told Australia this morning that 40 energy assets across nine countries are severely damaged, global oil supply has fallen 11 million barrels per day, the crisis exceeds both 1970s shocks combined, and no country is immune. He named fertilisers and helium as interrupted flows. The man who runs global energy security called the war Trump started the worst energy crisis in modern history.

Sixth. The midterms. Gas prices are up 93 cents per gallon. Sixty-six percent of Americans call this a war of choice. Sixty percent disapprove. Fifty-seven percent say it is going badly. The numbers that matter in Washington are not barrels per day. They are approval ratings in swing states where voters fill their tanks every Tuesday.

Six pressures. One post. President Trump did not discover diplomacy. He discovered arithmetic. The 48-hour ultimatum was a threat. The 5-day pause is a confession that the threat’s consequences were worse than its target. Destroying power plants would have sealed the strait permanently, triggered Ghalibaf’s promise to “irreversibly destroy” Gulf desalination and energy infrastructure, crashed TSMC’s supply chain, spiked inflation past 3 percent, and handed the midterms to the opposition on a platter of $7 gasoline.

The pause is real. The relief is not. The strait is still closed. The 40 assets are still damaged. The fertiliser is still blocked. The planting window is still closing. The five-day clock is already ticking.

The molecules do not negotiate. The molecules wait.

Full deep dive analysis:
https://t.co/iFmUcarGdV

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