Jimmy McJagger

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[ｔｈｅ ｍｉｄｎｉｇｈｔ @TheMidnightLA]

We’re honored to contribute our cover of “Tonight, Tonight” to ‘Sending Hearts to All My Dearies: A Tribute to The Smashing Pumpkins.’ The album is out now — listen at https://t.co/PTGl8Ynftv.

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@Folkinator @RobbyBerger @BeardownCuz @Cutsysays @FatPerez33 @ohwowthejet If my tastebuds were broken I wouldn’t be able to taste the dogshit flavor. Quite the opposite my friend but glad you enjoy that mediciny taste.

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@leone_coach Wouldn’t the baseball numbers be skewed because a lot of the best players skip college and go straight to a minor league program?

[Aaron “Ayahuasca” Rodgers @ayahuasca_aaron]

The casino cashier line at 4am

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@Orioles dog shit squad

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@jcalvinmeyer @BritishOrioles That’s great…..except weren’t we ranked #1 years ago, then every came up and we still haven’t won shit. Means nothing

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@mikie1135 @daywalking87 @Jim22Palmer @ryanripkenshow I’m thinking the last 20 years….. Markakis was definitely the last one I can think of. But there seems to be an assumption now that any first round top prospect isn’t going to sign anything other than the rookie deal before they even put on the major league uniform.

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@daywalking87 @Jim22Palmer @ryanripkenshow I am talking specifically about first rounders…..

[Jim Palmer @Jim22Palmer]

@carlenerajo My job

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Just gonna keep posting this every day @Orioles

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@RichardGarriott

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

Brad news for the rest of the league 😏

We have agreed to terms with RHP Kyle Bradish on a five-year contract extension for the 2027-31 seasons.

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@jcalvinmeyer Eh
Brain Damage
Swings at balls that hits him
Yung Woof
Yikes
Whiff
Meh

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@editti22 Maybe if he stays hot we can trade him for a good pitcher like Jesse Orosco

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“He could sell a bag of shit to a guy who was shitting himself all day”

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@Gsp0t1999 @HollidayEnjoyer lol if by a dog you mean he ages in dog years, yes 100% then he’s a dog….the guy got injured from an air mattress he’s out.

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@parlayparty Most people don’t gamble to win 2-5units. They want big $ or nothing. Cmon PP you know this shit

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Guy at work binges the wire and starts calling everyone shit bird