James “Jimmy Pockets” Washington 🎱

[James “Jimmy Pockets” Washington 🎱 @JimmyPockets89]

“Getting a little nonbinary with it” is fryin me. I’m gonna show this to my know-it-all, contrarian, old man regular from the bar. He hates Ken for literally no reason and I’m sure he’s gonna say something super normal about this. 🤣

[unconfident gay male @wikipetanfan]

need everyone to know ken jennings is getting a little nonbinary with it on instagram

[unconfident gay male @wikipetanfan]

need everyone to know ken jennings is getting a little nonbinary with it on instagram

[Th0r @Thzer0r]

Ur 30s should feel like the gun is in ur hand

[tomato girl @visceraldream]

It’s the Don’t Text Him Challenge not the Don’t Fuck Him Challenge

[giovanna plowman @skankierdoodle]

Olivia Rodrigo is like if Marnie tried to become Courtney Love

[Ari @ZonaTee90]

Whenever I feel crazy on the internet I remember this banger Joe Exotic dropped from prison.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

That Fleabag (2016) moment where they confront Anthony over Claire’s hair, only for him to pull out the receipt proving she asked for it, will never not be funny.

[april 🔆🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @gaypril_906]

>britta saying "as an AFAB"

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

Me if I got that Miami bumble text from my “golden retriever bf”:

[no @jaksunks]

“work husband” “work wife” try having 4 work grandpas

[꩜ @graduatinglife]

Best dive bar is the one closest to your apartment, always been the rule and always will be

[Olive (Like the Reindeer) @GayOliveGarden]

Community in 2026:

Troy and Abed: "we are non-binary lesbians"

Annie: "aww you guys- girls... theys?"

Britta: "Claiming queer identity is a big deal, an an AFAB-"

The Dean, dressed like Sabrina Carpenter: "I'm working late, cause I'm Jeff Winger🎶"

[Discount🍉Emma🍉Stone (Taylor's Version) @Buffalojilll]

Uncanny

[🇵🇸 تنوير @TanveerJeewa]

I knew I was born to be a lawyer because I’ve always believed that it depends

[jake @wormpuller]

I never fucked Hall I never fucked Oates

[James “Jimmy Pockets” Washington 🎱 @JimmyPockets89]

@AdamSnorak Well, apparently, it has happened... which is not surprising at all. But we are going to do a new one- so you’re formally invited to my ted talk when we pick a date. Stay tuned! I told u -don’t be laughing at me… 🤣 #whosgotthelastlaughnow

[James “Jimmy Pockets” Washington 🎱 @JimmyPockets89]

Opalite >>>>> The Fate of Ophelia. Both are catchy, but I hate the idea of a man saving some lady from the fate of O (suicide). Yuck! Opalite is about finding your own light thru darkness, and as a result of that authenticity, finding the right person. In this Ted talk, I will…

[James “Jimmy Pockets” Washington 🎱 @JimmyPockets89]

@AdamSnorak It’s all laughs until I’m in your basement with a PowerPoint presentation hooked up to the projector, while all of Amy’s gays and theys are gathered around SEATED…. 🍿