James Scrimgeour

North tyneside under 13 long jump champion 1989.

[James Scrimgeour @JimmyScrim]

@Yes_No_Waiting Bit of Hills and Valleys would be banging with that fella!

[James Scrimgeour @JimmyScrim]

@shoes916 The sheep!? 🐑

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

As a comedy moment it’s still not up there with a member of the audience at Montreal Just For Laughs 1991 punching Jerry Sadowitz out cold for opening with “Hello moose-fuckers.”

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@shoes916 @JamesMoir10 One owl? Get outta here!

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@RogerQuimbly @shoes916

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@shoes916 The gadgee off the umbrella academy!

[City Of Newcastle GC @CityofnclGC]

Senior Greenkeeper required!

For more information and to apply visit https://t.co/teFlBQjZ7b

[James Scrimgeour @JimmyScrim]

@jayrayner1 Maybe a bit of both?

[Sly Old Fox 🦊 @grumpyfactcheck]

The 322 @conservative MPs who voted against extending Free School Meals during holidays have themselves accepted £130,780.72 of "declarable" free hospitality during withing the last - pandemic 🦠 hit - year.

A thread on some of the highlights 👇

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@jwardleuk @CityofnclGC Yup.

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@CityofnclGC Idea suggested to me 24 years ago when I joined: split the fairway around the firs, taking a few trees out on the right corner, and push the green back 50-60 yards into the trees behind where it sits now. I think that would be a great hole.

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@JohnWatsonj7 @dobberridley @Jackhermeston @CityofnclGC It wasn’t there when I joined, I’d say late 90’s it went in, then came out because it was to close to the trees as they got higher and gave double penalty. I think the new one is really well positioned to be fair.

[James Scrimgeour @JimmyScrim]

@CityofnclGC Liked the idea of a few years ago to plant some gorse on the hill for aesthetics. No need to change the hole playability wise though, it’s tough enough!

[James Scrimgeour @JimmyScrim]

@Onlyonebigjim You beautiful, golden haired mountain of a man!

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@shoes916 @80s_Kidz Does this explain anything @Onlyonebigjim

[James Scrimgeour @JimmyScrim]

@shoes916 @80s_Kidz That is AMAZING!

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@greignotgreg Brilliant.

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@shoes916 So you’re a jammy Shiraz fan mon frere.....🤔