Jimmy Snips

raised on cottage cheese and bologna

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Every day there’s an NFL game on, I will be making a pick and will keep my record

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Strange looking burrito @ChipotleTweets

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All my homies hate Jalen Brunson

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It’d be a shame if $GME just took off again, eh? #gamestop

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My medium-rare steak from @texasroadhouse 🙃

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Anyone watching this game that doesn’t think #cbj get the short end of the stick on most calls is blatantly wrong.

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@ivandemigoal Ron Tugnut

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We’re so good at the bullshit #Browns

[Kevin Cole @KevinCole___]

2026 NFL Offseason Improvement Index is up and running @Unexpected_Pts

Compares end-of-season roster point-differential projections to those reflecting offseason changes, including draft capital effects.

It doesn't project this well *every* offseason, but 2025 results were solid:

Top-3: Patriots, Bears & Panthers
Bottom-3: Chiefs, Jets, Eagles

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What does she mean by “those people?” Proud Americans? Got it 👍🏻

[PuckEmpire @puckempire]

Former US Olympian Megan Rapinoe:

"I know what happens in those locker rooms. People get brought in, you have no say. To have the President on the phone, you get yourself wrapped in this moment. For me, the choice point is like, I would've never as a captain or a leader on my team, that would've been clear to our staff: Those people would never be allowed in our locker room."

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@Laf4MVP_ Werenski produced a lot of points while playing half the time of Quinn Hughes and Makar. I think at worst he’s 1C. He should win the Norris and should at least be in discussion for the Hart

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Jack Hughes with the best post game interview of all time 🇺🇸

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Actually impressive for how brutal we’ve been for the past decade #Browns

[Chris Ferland 🐝 @chris_ferland]

Officially can’t jinx it anymore but I haven’t seen anybody mention this: Mike Tomlin never once let the Steelers get shut out during his tenure. 19 years and 0 shut outs.

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Let’s watch football live from Miami #pmsseatgeekwordsearch

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Let’s watch football live from Miami#PMSSEATGEEKWORDSEARCH

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Oklahoma punter @FBI

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@ToneDigz My sources are saying this is not accurate

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@NFL_Convo Harvey or Odunze? PPR

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Jogging’ right outta the league @Juan_Thornhill

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The #Steelers have released veteran S Juan Thornhill, per me and @MikeGarafolo, and he now heads to waivers for a fresh start. If he clears, he’ll be a free agent.

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@BubbaVentrone

[Mary Kay Cabot @MaryKayCabot]

#Browns Chief Strategy Officer Paul DePodesta is leaving the Browns to become head of baseball operations for the Colorado Rockies, a league source confirms.

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Too soon to say we won the Bieber trade?