Jimmy Whales

Sole Flounder! I love fleece and pudding. Here I boss about the peons who labor in my fields, skitter away from criticism, and reward groupies with attention.

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@ChazDM Delete a tweet and it's all reet! Anyway, report bad facts and it *is* abuse...abuse of me! Stop reporting facts! Stop the abuse!!

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Slashdotters accusing me of being on crack again. But I was never off so how could I be on again?! http://t.co/reSPkOLjDz #HitThePipe

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I haven't tweeted for the last week not cause I'm ashamed but cause my account was hacked and the hackers aren't tweeting!

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@NathalieCollida @PetShopBot @sparkintheashes Been to em all and I might go again if I ever leave Blighty...or Davos.

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@PetShopBot @NathalieCollida Also very few women're crazed zillionaire tyrannical dictators so why are you so concerned?! #MaggieThatcherRIP

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@PetShopBot @NathalieCollida If you let women drive cars next they'll want to edit #Wikipedia. They earn #77cents so can't donate as much!!!

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@thekohser @Wikipedia_Forum Have faith! I've already begun to destroy using his BLP and my mob of crazed basement dwellers! #WorksEveryTime!

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@NathalieCollida @joeyayoub @Wikiland #Wikipedia has 719 #pokemons and only 281 English #punk bands. Which do YOU think #I care more about?!

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@markhellewell @joeyayoub @NathalieCollida @Wikiland Imagine a world where every person gets free access to #AccuseParrots! Oh, is #Twitter!

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@cpusavant @joeyayoub @NathalieCollida @Wikiland I wasn't advocating; I'll take $$ from ANYONE! Endorsing a check is not endorsing a cause!

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@joeyayoub @NathalieCollida @Wikiland I wasn't being a zionist I was trying to diversify my group of tyrannical donors! #HowBoutThoseRockets

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OK everybody ignore those last tweets. They were written by an imposter!!!!

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OK, I said 12 mins but it turns out that I'll be traveling with limited internet. I'll be back with answers to all valid concerns soonest!

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@giuliamauri @Wikiland I don't have an anger issue! I'm questioned, I get angry, I overreact on twitter. HOW IS THAT AN ISSUE?????!!?

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OK listen up everybody. I've been asked a lot of ?s recently all over the internet. I'll exonerate my rep fully in 12 minutes! Stay tuned.

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@Wikiland @giuliamauri @sparkintheashes He's the parody, I'm the Parody-ee! I'm REAL! I have become a real boy!!

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@giuliamauri @Wikiland The balance sheets are beneath a God-King's attention. I am busy prespending expected mega$$ from #DPRK TBA soonest!!

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@giuliamauri @Wikiland You can't know what you'd do if you wr me! You've never been GodKing of a massive mob of aggro nerds..HAVE YOU?! FTW!

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@jimmy_wales blocked me but how schizo is that? It's like Anthony Hopkins in Magic blocking his dummy Fats...

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@Wikiland @giuliamauri Factual error #1: WP will go off tomorrow without the money cause I will TURN IT OFF! THEN WHAT WILL YOU DO, HATER?!