Burner 🔥

🇨🇦I woke up in a dumpster and climbed into Twitter…

[Burner 🔥 @Jimmybeer7]

My tinder profile shows me crying holding a mediocre fish.

[Burner 🔥 @Jimmybeer7]

Don’t even worry about it, it’s just a mid-shaft gash. I put Polysporin on it.

[Burner 🔥 @Jimmybeer7]

@CanadianBeave13 @BenSteiner00 Nobody knows how well ae actually fight….I don’t mind showing

[Burner 🔥 @Jimmybeer7]

@honeymoon250 The answer is : beer(2)

[Burner 🔥 @Jimmybeer7]

Saturday night is alll right for pinting

[Burner 🔥 @Jimmybeer7]

@travelingflying Your ears aren’t pierced

[TJS @traderjoeslut]

someone must’ve put something in my 11 vodka crans last night

[Burner 🔥 @Jimmybeer7]

@difficultpatty So I guess a hamburger qualifies as well

[Burner 🔥 @Jimmybeer7]

@citizenkawala Now explain it while hopping on one foot…

[Benny 'Sensible Jeans' Rollins @citizenkawala]

Explain it to me like I'm 5.

Now like I'm 72.

Now do a silly one.

[Burner 🔥 @Jimmybeer7]

Yay Snow

[Burner 🔥 @Jimmybeer7]

@CanadianBeave13 Crazy series!!!

[Burner 🔥 @Jimmybeer7]

I wish machine gun Kelly would have a machine gun accident to his face….
I would console his widow

[Burner 🔥 @Jimmybeer7]

Drinking beer during the sex scenes and masturebating during the dialogue.

[Burner 🔥 @Jimmybeer7]

Stepped in a giant pile of dog shit. Thought of you…

[Burner 🔥 @Jimmybeer7]

If I didn’t drunk dial you yet,
No offence , I am just super wasted .and it’s hard to use this phone

[Burner 🔥 @Jimmybeer7]

If you cut off both index fingers you point less

[Burner 🔥 @Jimmybeer7]

@SnowBellesHell @VikingIrishGod Time to up her meds

[Burner 🔥 @Jimmybeer7]

@SnowBellesHell @VikingIrishGod Stop it mom you’re embarrassing me!!!…but good for you at 70…

-hope with Alzheimer’s she remembers how to launder that shit

[🎃Jenny From the Spooky Block👻 @Jeanna350]

😂😂😂🤮

[Burner 🔥 @Jimmybeer7]

Let’s jump in a volcano but I hope you go first