Jamesus ⛪

[Jamesus ⛪ @Jimmycoco1]

Kim K showing up in my Sims backyard after I took the ladder out of the pool

[Jared Cook @jkimballcook]

easy 150K

[AmusedToDeath @AmusedToDeath1]

MBTA will literally build the purple line to Glasgow before extending the Providence line to Westerly

[bread luvr @caprislut21]

I sooo want to be in a relationship but talking to someone new feels like being stabbed 42 times

[Jamesus ⛪ @Jimmycoco1]

need Subaru drivers to do this to each other like Jeep people do

[Jamesus ⛪ @Jimmycoco1]

HOWDY PARTNER

[Jamesus ⛪ @Jimmycoco1]

we need IBS Airlines

[mads @m4dder4ll]

One day you turn 29 and the top drawer of your nightstand contains a 140 count tums container, a knife, vibrators, and a gabapentin prescription

[HERBRON JAMES @breebxby]

i wouldn’t even need the liquor fr

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French

[Nex @RavenousThilf]

Feeling useless and unlovable today 😀

[Jamesus ⛪ @Jimmycoco1]

did it give you the ick when I fell from heaven?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

overthinkers when the message feels a bit off

[rin ☾⋆⁺₊⋆🇵🇸 @rinnystarr]

how it feels asking your friends to hang out

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Behind every evil cat is an eviler, more orange cat

[Wacky Hijinks @wacky_hijinks]

Helicopters seem to exist solely to kill celebrities and politicians

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Now I understand why Lil Mama went on that stage

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

This is so insane😭😭😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

being single is so awesome because i can do whatever i want (nothing), go see whomever i want (no one), and go out whenever i want (never).