Jimmy Future

Jimmy Walker Disciple,

[Jimmy Future @JimmywalkerPR]

@HardcoreHistory hey Dan, how’s the weekend so far? Release the show or I’ll have my boys photoshop you into the Capitol riots!

[Jimmy Future @JimmywalkerPR]

We need more pucks on net in the #worldcup

[Jimmy Future @JimmywalkerPR]

Currently waiting to see if I’m ghosted - 3 minutes past the start time - cautiously optimistic

[Jimmy Future @JimmywalkerPR]

Every client update call I have ever had I sit in the meeting hoping they no show me and feel gutted when they pop up in the waiting room

[Jimmy Future @JimmywalkerPR]

The problem with Shane Lowry hitting a hole in one at the #masters is that he’s a bit of a cocksucker and a full on prick. Takes the magic away

[Jimmy Future @JimmywalkerPR]

@ZohranKMamdani how about we take down the barriers around your house so i can walk my dog through the park my taxes pay for without having to go back onto the street. They didn’t even explode and weren’t directed towards you!

[Jimmy Future @JimmywalkerPR]

What does the #everton coach look like Brienne of Tarth

[sab @sickysab]

you dont see a lot of people enjoying pears these days. old head fruit

[John Fanta @John_Fanta]

With St. John's 78-68 win over Seton Hall, Johnnies have their 2000th win in program history. They join these programs: Kentucky, Kansas, UNC, Duke, UCLA, Temple, Syracuse.

Rick Pitino now owns 20 BET wins. Only others with 20+:

Jim Boeheim
John Thompson
Jim Calhoun
Jay Wright

[Jimmy Future @JimmywalkerPR]

You know an Asian restaurant is popping off when they have white girl hosting

[Jimmy Future @JimmywalkerPR]

Southwest airline’s flight attendants are guys who smoked too much weed in high school and drove a civic with a spolier.

[Jimmy Future @JimmywalkerPR]

@MikeAultEDM Brought a little big apple dash to mpls!

[Jimmy Future @JimmywalkerPR]

Back in the MN for an alumni event. I’m at the old college bar and the server is legit 8.5 months pregnant #goodtobeback

[Jimmy Future @JimmywalkerPR]

Creating presentation decks should be classified as a cruel and unusual punishment

[Jimmy Future @JimmywalkerPR]

The schiano man however…

[Jimmy Future @JimmywalkerPR]

Mike Gundy might be in the running for guy that you think ran someone over with his car but actually hasnt

[Jimmy Future @JimmywalkerPR]

Brian Kelly is also in the running

[Jimmy Future @JimmywalkerPR]

Someone drag this guy off the field and let’s play some ball!

[Jimmy Future @JimmywalkerPR]

@AdamSchefter This is so pathetic; you all make me fucking sick! I’m surprised you remembered to remove the quotation marks from the script sent to your outlook.

[Jimmy Future @JimmywalkerPR]

Nothing worse than when the help in Europe gives you an attitude. If you dont want to serve Americans, get a job in healthcare consulting like the rest of us!

[Jimmy Future @JimmywalkerPR]

@MikeAultEDM @Delta Headphones died. Overall just unprepared this morning

[Jimmy Future @JimmywalkerPR]

On a @Delta flight and there is no tvs, no WiFi, and no outlets #whatsthepoint