Jim's Stories

I help out my friend who is a narcissist, pathological lying hermit. He has ballooned to 400 lbs. He has hired out EVERY aspect of his life. Posts from his POV.

[Jim's Stories @JimsStories]

This man is retired from a blue collar profession. He claims to have injured his knee and refuses to get out of his bed. He has refused to leave his bed for almost a decade. These are the things he says to me each day. He expects me to fully believe and go along with each one.

[Jim's Stories @JimsStories]

I have PTSD from a tree falling on my house. That's why I need Ativan, I don't enjoy how it makes me feel at all! Swear it!

[Jim's Stories @JimsStories]

I only took a 15 minute nap today, I've been busy working out all day!

[Jim's Stories @JimsStories]

The cat spilled my Ativan, can you get me some more.

[Jim's Stories @JimsStories]

Physical Therapy called, the therapist had a family emergency so they had to cancel for the day.

[Jim's Stories @JimsStories]

I have a PH D in neuroscience from MIT.

[burnt toast @burnttoast]

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