Jonathan

George Mason University alum. USMC

[Jonathan @Jindsay_]

@onhoodlum Granny doesn’t let anyone go hungry

[KORBI 🐦‍⬛ @NoiBoobSweat]

The one kid who had the newports is a lion amongst sheep

[jake @wormpuller]

Idgaf if you’re a student driver I got Instagram reels to watch so stay out of my way

[Sam Fortier @Sam4TR]

I’m at a wedding where they got 2024 Jayden Daniels highlights on loop

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

run ts back, i’ve made my own money now

[iAm-paquetta @guesswhoiiamm]

just wanna thank God in advance for everything coming my way

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Chris Williams @slimceeVA]

Wizards got the first pick. Nats are playing watchable baseball. Caps bringing gOatVI back with young studs and cap $. Spirit have the best forward in the world. Mystics are SERIOUS. DC United are watchable and have fire kits. The Commanders have Jayden.

[The Dark Side @FantasyGalaxies]

11PM: Just one more Youtube video, then I'm going to sleep.

3AM:

[Philosway @philosway]

“People have beautiful things to say about you, but you must die first.”

— Fyodor Dostoevsky

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

bartender here. guess what: robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

[Allison Online 💾 (50 Hours Free) @IceStationSpmda]

If you drink precisely enough while playing pool you start to see trajectories and overlays and shit

[Tap Sackson MD (Don Keydik) @TapJackson5]

I’ve been holding onto to this for a long time. I always knew.

[Josh Eberley 🇨🇦 @JoshEberley]

This is the wildest stat I’ve seen in a long time. Man, how.

[🦈 @4Cobey]

gas prices so ridiculous I done signed up for the reward points at Shell

[rique. @riqruler]

It’s Jesus then Bron fr

[alex medina @mrmedina]

when Bron retire imma take a week off from work.

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

SONNY STYLES!

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