Nereus

Would you like to build a warzone?

[Nereus @JingoistElder]

“Oh praise Father, I thought this was a scheme to look the better parent.” https://t.co/IboV3wSgXA

[Zosime @HushedCharivari]

“She’s gone off to a legendary tailor, dear, she can’t hear you.” https://t.co/06XVFXqJqm

[Nereus @JingoistElder]

“And she came out--

... u-um... pretty, uh...

... nifty~?” https://t.co/QBHzvr7hGf

[Zosime @HushedCharivari]

“Dear, we named our daughter Nerissa Nerine Nereusou, after you.” https://t.co/sRJONFj939

[Nereus @JingoistElder]

“Naming a child for a sword!? Ridiculous. Why not suggest /Heracles Azalea/ while we're suggesting names that condemn to a douchey personage.” https://t.co/S0aq5eQ6ku

[Zosime @HushedCharivari]

“I was leaning more towards Gladiolus, but … I’ll allow it.” https://t.co/k76z8BVZtC

[Phrixos Nereusou @Thalassique]

[the serenity of a quiet beach was rudely interrupted by a large, tan burly man erupting from the ocean and screaming:]

AZLAEA IS GETTING MARRIED.

[Nereus @JingoistElder]

And thus he presents his penis, in a sophisticated and censored manner.

“Can we name him Ignis Azalea?” https://t.co/e98IoE60lh

[Zosime @HushedCharivari]

“We succeeded in one thing. This calls for a proper celebration.” https://t.co/o7cUSEWOmf

[Nereus @JingoistElder]

❝ＷＥ ／ＷＥＲＥＮ’Ｔ／ ＳＯ ＢＡＤ〜！❞ https://t.co/g0NUxkl1SL

[Zosime @HushedCharivari]

“That my sins have been forgiven—? I mean, that we’re getting a son-in-law and potential grandchildren?” https://t.co/2ISbi7jLDJ

[Nereus @JingoistElder]

She hath /no/ idea.

[𝙉𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙚. @StygianHeart]

“Azalea is to be married and all I can say is … /Finally/.”

[Nereus @JingoistElder]

I was, indeed, very damaging!

[Zosime @HushedCharivari]

“Oh, good. I was worried your father and I damaged you too much.” https://t.co/PdOVysgaEA

[Nereus @JingoistElder]

“Honey... Do you know what this means...?!” https://t.co/tBdUF99Hql

[Zosime @HushedCharivari]

“We did it, Nereus. We didn’t completely fail as parents.”

[Nereus @JingoistElder]

A shrill-yet-masculine shriek echoes
in the distance. https://t.co/uXwZslMJiM

[Azalea Hestnæs @ChaoticPetals]

“I’m getting married to Galation!”

[Nereus @JingoistElder]

- I, NEREUS....

AM STRICKEN WITH SUDDEN FATHERLY JOY~!

[Nereus @JingoistElder]

<Funnily, some /forty/ people drowned in the wake of his "grand entrance". And that isn't accounting those crushed by the force of related-tidal waves.

Even so, he proceeds to traverse the waters to the sands, among many terrified vacationing people.>

LET IT BE KNOWN, THAT -

[Nereus @JingoistElder]

- presents himself in a well-displayed show of conflicted emotions; An anger and mirth at ends to show dominance.

As the eye of a whirlpool, his voice yet beckons to the beachy area he invades.>

HO, MORTALS! PAY MERRY, AS THE KING OF THE SEA'S WRATH COME WITH NO QUALM! —

[Nereus @JingoistElder]

<Amidst the surface of his home, above his luxurious roof and betwixt the realm of "Landlubbers". This is where he shall rise with vigor.

This is where the small gape— ignored by mere humans ignorantly— shall grow to a truly macabre calamity.

It does. And in that moment, he -

[Nereus @JingoistElder]

And as I've come to realize that you dislike most things, I've simply ordered you six hundred and sixty six stadium pizzas. @TidalTurmoil

[Nereus @JingoistElder]

THAT SAID, ENJOY YOUR HELICOPTER, SWEETIE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 🐚🐟🐬🐠🐡🐙🐋🐳💙💙💙 ＠ChaoticPetals

[Nereus @JingoistElder]

Most fathers buy their little girl a car for her birthday, but as the sea has no roads, that would be STUPID.

[Zosime @HushedCharivari]

His sharp tongue does so much more than give inspirational speeches. Especially with the … Right motivation. 💜