Ayize Thulani

Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.

[Ayize Thulani @Jinxingyou]

Life is a mixed bag, but you don't have to eat it by the handful. Sort that shit out.

[Ayize Thulani @Jinxingyou]

@dietz_meredith I didnt see the first.. but the current one you're a little kid. So tf was he even getting at

[Ayize Thulani @Jinxingyou]

If you open the pickle jar, you smell like pickle for life. Ancient Chinese proverb.

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Me: ok that's everything in the dishwasher

*presses start and turns around*

Teaspoon: you're not gonna believe this

[Ayize Thulani @Jinxingyou]

Called out

[Ayize Thulani @Jinxingyou]

@BrettFishA What if its true. What if the sculpture is real on an Astral plane and you're the one who couldn't see it

[Ayize Thulani @Jinxingyou]

@occupied_stall Omg. I just realized colonoscopy is done up the butt. Guys get put to sleep for that? I'm sorry but man that makes you a pussy. Take it up the ass like a man 😂😂

[Ayize Thulani @Jinxingyou]

Do you think these celebrities actually got the covid shot though. I mean, same shot exactly, no tricks or changes or slights of hand

[Ayize Thulani @Jinxingyou]

If you could unplug this place and become the real you who was playing, when you got back here, would you change up your game?

[Ayize Thulani @Jinxingyou]

What if we are all feeling the same thing, but reacting and interpreting it differently. So you feel a certain way about something, and then the physical representation of that is your reality.

[Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ @maryfairybobrry]

I used my husbands body wash and now I can’t stop checking the lawn and yelling for my keys

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

And then it occurred to me I could have any kind of bundt cake I wanted.

[pantless papple @pantless_papple]

What's behind the employees only door anyway? Extra employees?

[Ayize Thulani @Jinxingyou]

Me, every day: I hope it rains 🌧

[Ayize Thulani @Jinxingyou]

I manage a lot of social lives for someone who doesn't have one.

[Felicia @LostFelicia]

If you say 'trust me' too many times, I surely will not.

[Ayize Thulani @Jinxingyou]

@clark_gasm I'm not sure how bashful I should feel about those prices

[Ayize Thulani @Jinxingyou]

Let's do this again next year #BestWay2BreakUpAfterVDay

[Ayize Thulani @Jinxingyou]

Check the time #WhenYourExCalls. If it's middle of the day he probably misses you, after 9 it's a booty call. Either way don't pick up

[Ayize Thulani @Jinxingyou]

#WhenYourExCalls forward his call to a debt collector