James Aslett

“It’s a trap!” – Admiral Ackbar, Battle of Endor | History Grad, Nerd, CST Member, Chelsea Pitch Owner, here to retweet other people’s dad jokes

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Words that describe what Israel is doing in Lebanon:

-Ethnic cleansing
-Occupying
-Indiscriminate bombing
-Killing civilians
-Targeting medics
-Deliberately destroying
-Illegal

Words media uses:

-Orders evacuation
-Asks to leave
-Warns
-Declares
-Against Hezbollah
-Combat zone

[Nick Ames @NickAmes82]

An imitation “Shakhtar Donetsk” is on course for promotion to Russia’s third tier & has co-opted real club’s history. Four clubs from illegally occupied areas of Ukraine now play in Russia pro system. Uefa yet to act or respond to concerns of Ukraine FA: https://t.co/b0ZCPOEeuY

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Parents who say that schools should teach basic life skills, like managing your finances or communication skills, you do realise that's what you're meant to do? You can't just expect to offload all your parenting duties to your kids teachers.

[The Textman 🇳🇬 @MarchVeryOwn4]

Participating just to cook juicers for an easy bag is genius

[𝐬 🇬🇧⸆⸉ @redelitist]

The BBC went “enough of this yank bullshit” and I am HERE FOR IT

[Adam Smith @adamndsmith]

The “we can always tell” crowd just got bodied by an edit of Darren Grimes in a beard

[NJ @NoJusticeMTG]

"give my evil corporation unlimited power or you will be mugged and raped"

[TheBossRoss 🇪🇺 🧶 ❄ 📷 6x💉 @BettinaSRoss1]

So what happens when Reform take over your local council?

This.

#KentCountyCouncil

[Steve Paxton @Steve__Paxton]

When Tesco built a superstore in my home town they sold bread for 9p a loaf until all the small baker’s shops closed down.
Then they put the prices up…

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

when Michael Moore took abandoned 9/11 first responders to Cuba to get free healthcare, revealing just how sick and depraved the US system that discarded them is. In return the US regime imposed a starvation blockade on the Cuban nation and people and is threatening to bomb them

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Iconic.

[César Azpilicueta @CesarAzpi]

Dear football,

Today, I want to share with you that this season will be my last as a professional footballer. After so many years living my dream, I feel it’s time to start a new chapter in my life.

Being honest, even though I have been preparing myself for this moment, I found it hard to write this letter. After 20 seasons , many people have played an important role in my career.

When I first kicked a ball as a child in Pamplona with my schoolmates, I never imagined the amazing journey ahead. I’m grateful for every moment: the wins, the tough losses, the challenges, and most of all, the people I’ve met and the friendships I’ve made along the way.

To my teammates, coaches, and every staff member at all the clubs I’ve been lucky to be part of, thank you for helping me grow as a person and a player every day. Wearing the shirts of CA Osasuna, Olympique Marseille, Chelsea FC, Atlético de Madrid, Sevilla FC, and representing my country at the biggest stages has been a true privilege. Every moment has meant so much to me…

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

'lower-value human capital'

[Double Down News @DoubleDownNews]

The Fascist History of Ben Gvir @andrewfeinstein

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

UK TV sport industry: ‘Why are so many people turning to illegal fire sticks?’

Also UK TV sport industry: ‘The 2026 Champions League final involving a UK team will not be broadcast free-to-air for the first time in 34 years.’

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Here is Elon Musk bragging about how he "accidentally" canceled all Ebola prevention efforts

(DOGE never fully restored the canceled contracts)

[Louis Brain Genius OSINT @LouisWordGenius]

“We aren’t allowed to criticize Islam” said the British man at the yearly Islam criticism rally.