The BJJ CPA

Big 4 International/M&A Tax to Boutique Firm Tax Partner
Bad at BJJ

[The BJJ CPA @JitzCPA]

@JudoIsBetter Yikes

[The BJJ CPA @JitzCPA]

@HappyPunch Type of KO that takes years off your life

[The BJJ CPA @JitzCPA]

@nazbowling102 This has always been the case.

[The BJJ CPA @JitzCPA]

>call the IRS
>”our lines are now busy. try again tomorrow”
>call again immediately
>they answer in seconds???

[The BJJ CPA @JitzCPA]

@joeroganhq Bro he was out for close to 10 seconds wtf

[The BJJ CPA @JitzCPA]

Not enough is made of the US being its own self-contained world.

[Vik von Lustig 🇺🇸 @realcountlustig]

“Half of Americans don’t have passports!”

[The BJJ CPA @JitzCPA]

Whenever you see “mp” on the menu, just know you’re about to get scammed.

[The BJJ CPA @JitzCPA]

@ForgedForMac Why doesn’t anyone ever Remember The Name

[The BJJ CPA @JitzCPA]

High IQs really annoying to deal with tbh. You give them a piece of information and instead of accepting it at face value they need to integrate it into/validate it with their mental models. And if it doesn’t fit you have to endure this line of questioning until the dissonance get resolved.

[The BJJ CPA @JitzCPA]

Whatever happened to answering the phone?

[The BJJ CPA @JitzCPA]

Many are missing the point. If your parents are using money to control you, run. Never ends well.

[Yonan @yonann]

Dave Ramsey tells a husband to reject his parents' $300K gift because they want to protect him from his own wife

Caller: "My parents want to give us $300K for a house, but they want the title structured to protect me if my wife and I ever split"

Dave: "If the gift is contingent upon splitting you and your wife, and to protect you from your wife, NO thank you"

"They are now interfering in my household. They came across my threshold"

"Sorry mom and dad, you don't get that level of control. You don't have enough money to do that"

[The BJJ CPA @JitzCPA]

@JiujitsuOtter Went 0-2. Got outscored by 10 points on both. Didn’t tap to a choke I probably should’ve and couldn’t talk above a whisper for a week.

[The BJJ CPA @JitzCPA]

@shadows_united we’re honestly just being radicalized by zoomers paying $40 for a door dash burrito.

[The BJJ CPA @JitzCPA]

@imericrife Yeah, taxes are only one (small) part of the economics of most investments. Unfortunately, lot of bad actors who market on tax savings to sell crappy investments, whether real estate, O&G, etc.

[The BJJ CPA @JitzCPA]

@MrTestoestrogen Prison.

[The BJJ CPA @JitzCPA]

@Cernovich Part of the acceleration has been how I get little less out of each day. What would’ve taken a week with a case of red bulls takes a month instead, so there’s this timeline dilution.

[The BJJ CPA @JitzCPA]

ufc 329 ticket prices are nuts. 5 years out of the game and still no one does it like conor.

[The BJJ CPA @JitzCPA]

@ccmembersonly Corpo moms and stay at home moms exist in different universes. And for some reason there’s both an element of envy and pity from both sides that makes coexistence hard.

[The BJJ CPA @JitzCPA]

“r-rich people never sell their stock!”

the rich people:

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

This is how Amazon Founder Jeff Bezos avoids paying a personal income tax

- For the last 20 years he’s had the same salary, $82,000
- He does this because a higher salary that would support his lifestyle would be subject to payroll and income tax, he doesn’t want to pay that
- Instead all his money is in his stocks, those are never subject to any taxes as long as they aren’t sold
- He takes out a loan and borrows against his stocks
- The only money he’ll ever had to pay is the loan and interest on the loan

This is common practice for billionaires so they avoid the majority or all of a personal income tax

[The BJJ CPA @JitzCPA]

Amazing how many clients can’t be talked out of giving you their money. “You don’t need this, it’s honestly a waste of your money and time, but I’ll do it if you pay me.” And then they’ll pay you.