Dame Agony Aunt

I've been raging against machines my whole life. We're walking a tightrope here people, that's why I'm here.

[Dame Agony Aunt @JiveTalkinScott]

Reckon its the ducks nuts that - on the day I open a Twitter a/c to vent about this shithouse @scottmorrison government - @juliabanksmp resigns from @LiberalAus to serve as an independent. With Kerryn. That'd be going down like a cold meat pie. Can anyone hear me #auspol?

[J Gregory @gregojazo]

Hey @ScottMorrisonMP.

Take a Captain Cook at this.....

#auspol

[Dame Agony Aunt @JiveTalkinScott]

Morrison wants a strict Oz Day ceremony dress code based on what he has seen-has anyone actually corroborated this?

I've not seen it & don't really believe it. It's a little thing, but...is there proof? If not at hand, it'd show up in crowd shots at these specific events #auspol

[Josh Butler @JoshButler]

Morrison on 2GB says he's "not specifically" banning thongs and boardie at citizenship ceremonies but wants more respect - says people wouldn't turn up at court wearing that - "citizenship is the most important thing a country can give someone, you've got to give it respect"

[Dame Agony Aunt @JiveTalkinScott]

@TamarHopkins2 @DanielAndrewsMP But let's not be silly Tamar.

Daniel Andrews will not be doing anything that may cast doubt on VicPol while they have an open Red Shirts investigation.... @Asher_Wolf

[Eddy Jokovich @EddyJokovich]

Did anyone ever say this to Kelly O’Dwyer: "ditch the bitch", "died of shame", "slit her throat", "drown in a chaff bag", "size of her arse". Or put her vagina on a menu, make a degrading sitcom about her, question her partner's sexuality? All happened to Julia Gillard. #AUSPOL

[Dame Agony Aunt @JiveTalkinScott]

@EddyJokovich @james00000001 disgusting

[Dee Madigan @deemadigan]

25,000 men in NSW were issued with a Domestic Apprehended Violence Order in 2018. #notallmen but TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND OF THEM. Wonder if those who were cross about an ad will be as cross about this statistic. https://t.co/dNrtnvpjsE

[Dame Agony Aunt @JiveTalkinScott]

@sallymcmanus @DebFrecklington @AnnastaciaMP @jackietrad But then you get this Sally. I dont think unions can call out the coalition for not helping workers and demand action on things and then have a TWU federal president go around callingn the PM a piece of crap. Why should @ScottMorrisonMP help?
https://t.co/vgaQNYNZ4S

[Alan Kohler @AlanKohler]

Fuck off mate

[Dame Agony Aunt @JiveTalkinScott]

True. There's many suitably-qualified males who aspired to ALP candidacy but put aside for women to fill candidacy - so the ALP could run on a 50/50 platform.
This didn't happen overnight, it's an orchestrated election ploy..... Let's fill in the gaps @ - @ - @- @ -
#auspol

[News24 Australia @News24Aust]

.@tanya_plibersek on Liberal Party rejecting gender quotas: I think you only have to look at some of the Liberal blokes that have been elected to parliament to see that the merit principle plainly doesn’t apply to Liberal preselection.

MORE: https://t.co/aPcvppHH0N #SkyLiveNow

[Dame Agony Aunt @JiveTalkinScott]

The issue for the ALP isn't violence against women here.

They weakened their coal emissions cut-off at the direct request of its 2 biggest union supporters. One being Setka's CFMEU.

Labor changed its #climate policy because of CFMEU demands. This is it's test. #auspol

[Dame Agony Aunt @JiveTalkinScott]

@Carlosdjackal2 Petty crime reports actually drop in surrounding areas when these goons meet up for things like hate rallies. Funny that.

[Sharifah Zaliah @SharifahZaliah]

#Hobart, what the heck?¿

[Dame Agony Aunt @JiveTalkinScott]

@SharifahZaliah stay safe

[Dame Agony Aunt @JiveTalkinScott]

That time you forgot you forgot your adult diaper ...

"Peter, I need a favour in return for what you're asking....now......

[Dame Agony Aunt @JiveTalkinScott]

Look, stop pointing out the truth. It just makes it look bad. How about I give you an exclusive story about a boy named Scotty, going to see some soldiers?????

[Victoria Fielding @DrVicFielding]

Let me get this straight. Because Andrew was away too much and his wife was at home caring for another foster child, he solved that problem by going on overseas trips to have sex with women he met online. Got it.

[Kermie 🇮��🇵🇸🇱🇧 @Nettythe1st]

MUST WATCH!!

"You Are Stealing Our Future": Greta Thunberg, 15, Condemns the World’s Inaction on Climate Change

"You say you love your children, but you are stealing their future before their very eyes."

#COP24 #climatechange #auspol
https://t.co/6znMyj1IvM