Cream Team Champion

Avid Pickleball Enjoyer

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@0xadot I don’t know dude but you didn’t have to watch it.

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Wemby is a 7’5 Black French Socialist Muslim

It’s like he was made in a lab to scare American racists

[Frank Michael Smith @frankmikesmith]

🚨BREAKING🚨

I have officially added a "confirm location" checkbox to GeoSports. All of the fat fingered players can now rest easy knowing they will never guess in the middle of the ocean again

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

NHL fans in Indianapolis have no broadcaster audio for Game 1 of the Stanely Cup Final. Here's how the first goal sounded on WRTV with only the in-arena sound.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

I just means more in Raleigh

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

The barn’s gonna be rocking 🚨

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Jim Valvano taught us to enjoy life and to cherish every moment.

As we continue this journey, we’re reminded that the Stanley Cup Final is about more than hockey. It’s about people, purpose, sacrifice, and appreciating the moments that bring us together.

[flame 🇳🇫 @jeune_hustler]

Paname c’est Pourdlard

[Governor Josh Stein @NC_Governor]

Respect, Josh, respect.

[Cream Team Champion @JizzProducer]

@gogurtpussy @NYCMayor @FBI please adjust top 10 most wanted list to include user @gogurtpussy as the new #1, I will provide details to support this change

[Cream Team Champion @JizzProducer]

@gogurtpussy Bro is 27 trying to bully another grown ass man this ain’t middle school. Gonna put so much Mac Miller on next time I see you

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

Pittsburgh traded one of the top prospects in the Animal Kingdom for an aging star way past his prime with an underwater contract 💀💀💀

SELL THE ZOO

[Stormy @StormyCanes]

Gritty after beating the Pens vs Gritty after being swept

[Cream Team Champion @JizzProducer]

Every time I watch Victor Wembanyama play basketball I get less and less American

[Stormy @StormyCanes]

Looks like a fat carrot that grew mold

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

Panthers T Monroe Freeling on what he likes to do outside of football:

"Sometimes I like to donate golf balls to the water at local golf courses."

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Nation Kicks Off Fundraiser To Get Mamdani To Hug The Dodgers' Mascot https://t.co/qz1FuSU2ye

[ᴀʀᴅᴀ Öᴄᴀʟ @Arda]

The @canes are the first team in NHL history with a 2-0 series lead in the opening best-of-7 playoff series in 6 straight postseasons

@ESPNInsights

[Sidelines - NC State🐺🔴⚫️⚪️ @SSN_NCState]

Let’s get this straight

Justin Gainey just outrecruited Mike Malone in his first opportunity. Paul just picked us over Carolina. And Kentucky. And reportedly Florida and Arkansas. Do you understand how insane that is?