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[JAS🥴 @Jizzmun]

I’m your biggest fan

[JAS🥴 @Jizzmun]

@DinkedVAL Damn, change it to ASS SLAPPER

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The only good thing about getting old is being able to watch your ex’s hairline recede 😌

[JAS🥴 @Jizzmun]

Hey by the way I’m 6ft tall, didn’t know if you knew yet but did I mention that I’m 6ft tall

[JAS🥴 @Jizzmun]

If I were to apply as a cameraman for a streamer this would be my resume:

- can make you look taller bc I’m 4’10
- can squeeze through the holes in the crowd bc I’m 4’10
- can ride on top of your bodyguard’s shoulders bc I’m 4’10
- I’m 4’10

[JAS🥴 @Jizzmun]

@nanasekaedezz I have a job, but apparently someone doesn’t like a free breakfast womp womp

[JAS🥴 @Jizzmun]

Send me breakfast money, thank you

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I’d do it no questions asked💫

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I never block people but when that ex keeps checking your socials, boy BEGONE THOT. Mad weird because you have a whole ass girl, please stay the fuck away

[JAS🥴 @Jizzmun]

When you’d look good with a big dog but you end up with this guy instead…

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I like how every time I get sick it’s because the person who is sick refuses to stay home or speak up about it until it’s too late and I get sick. Ha ha… and I take twice as long as everyone else to get better.

[JAS🥴 @Jizzmun]

Yk if you stand in the rain and cry, no-one can tell that you’re crying unless YOU’RE A REALLY FUCKING UGLY CRIER

[JAS🥴 @Jizzmun]

I stg my house hasn’t been robbed because im home and awake just about 24/7.

[JAS🥴 @Jizzmun]

Pov: You ate shit. But it was also me who tripped your stupid ass.

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I like beech

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@Clarerosee Let me slap the shit outta you for a second

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Nothing gives me the ick more than a grown woman talking and acting like a toddler 👁️👄👁️

[JAS🥴 @Jizzmun]

I fear I might have stopped giving a fk too hard because when I was working on a job this yt man asked for my ethnicity and started speaking in Chinese to me and I literally said shut the fuck up to him. My tone was crazy bc I haven’t socialized in so long, I was just shook

[JAS🥴 @Jizzmun]

@ApexNoah_ Stop ittttt

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@etcftj

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