kai

Dont hate the player, hate the game.

[kai @JizzyMarshmallo]

Emily the doctor...more like hair stylist! This style won't wear out... #picoloapp

[Joe Sondow @JoeSondow]

Stop saying history will judge them. Judge them now. With judges.

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

Oh good grief. At what point do we explode 😡

[kai @JizzyMarshmallo]

Fine, take my Christmas.
But if you take my bass away,
I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING FACE AWAY

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Increasing military spending by £24 billion in the midst of climate, economic and public health crises shows the Tories have the wrong priorities.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.

[cam @climaxximus]

shrek: how are we gonna get past this dragon

donkey: we could fuck it

shrek:

donkey: I'm gonna fuck it

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

My god. It’s difficult to even put into words what needs to be said on this. If this doesn’t make you deep down gut wrenchingly angry you’re not human. How did we ever allow this incomprehensibly incompetent & negligent Government anywhere near office

[Sam Jones @SamJonesMCR]

In the 2001 Royal Rumble, Kane wore a mask for 54 minutes and eliminated 11 people.

You can wear one to Aldi.

[✷ 𝖗𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 ✷ @ YetiCon E6 @PrinceRevenant]

as i always say, resident evil is just "help, i'm extremely bisexual" the game

[alexmassie @alexmassie]

Naively, I had assumed this was photoshopped.

[Budgie @JDBudgie]

This man knows what his life objective is from all these protests :-)

[Debbie Greenberg @lildeb1208]

@jsmitttayy

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The richest 400 Americans sit on $3 trillion—the size of the entire UK economy.

The billionaire class now pays a lower tax rate than people living paycheck to paycheck.

The looting of America has been going on for over 40 years—and the culprits are the ultra-rich.

[kai @JizzyMarshmallo]

NORMALISE HOMELESS PEOPLE GETTING HALF WAY THROUGH THEIR BEGGING 2 QUID, THEN APOLOGISING FOR CUTTING IT SHORT AND RUNNING FOR THE BUS

[Ryan Mac 🙃 @RMac18]

This is Grimes' mom. Thanksgiving is going to be fun.

[Adrian Edmondson ❎ @AdrianEdmondson]

And also mice? We could train mice to run down into the lungs with a small dustpan and brush? Magnets on a string? Petrol - a small controlled internal fire? These are also interesting to me and should be tested...

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

If there was a case of a young white boy with blonde hair, who later dabbled in class A drugs and conspired with a friend to beat up a journalist, would they deport that boy?

Or is it one rule for young black boys born in the Caribbean, and another for white boys born in the US?