Swook Ducking the Feds

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BREAKING: Leopold Aschenbrenner tells investors, “We let you down this month,” after his hedge fund fell roughly 67% in July.

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[Swook Ducking the Feds @Jjrrdn]

This bitch again. Lmao smart business man, still a bitch.

[amit @amitisinvesting]

OH. MY. GOODNESS.

CITADEL HAS BOUGHT A MAJORITY OF THE PUBLIC ASSETS FROM LEOPOLD'S SITUATIONAL AWARENESS FUND.

So...Citadel scares everyone on Tuesday about a surprise rate hike during FOMC that WE ALL KNEW was not going to happen...

On Wednesday, the entire market freaks out about the rate hike which causes the selling to compound on itself creating 50-70% drawdowns across the board in high beta semicondcutor names...

Which means Leopold who we now know had $45B of assets and was 400% LEVERED ends up being the sacrifice as he gets liquidated at what theoretically could be the bottom due to not having the margin requirements to keep solvent...

AND THE PERSON WHO CAUSED THE SELLOFF WITH THE RATE HIKE FEARS ENDS UP COMING IN TO BUY HIS ASSETS FOR 40 TO 50 CENTS ON THE DOLLAR.

By the way, Leopold is getting married this weekend. I think he wanted to make sure he wasn't getting margin called during his wedding.

A vet on wall street in Ken Griffin takes out the young new kid.

ABSOLUTE. CINEMA.

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[Swook Ducking the Feds @Jjrrdn]

Broke aahhhhh

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BREAKING: Leopold Aschenbrenner is reportedly seeking new capital less than 24 hours after the blowup

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BREAKING: Leopold Aschenbrenner is reportedly seeking new capital less than 24 hours after the blowup

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More than $37 MILLION in bitcoin got hacked in just 30 mins from 500+ cold wallets.

The attacker exploited a flaw in cold wallets using AI.

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Americans now smoke more weed than cigarettes.

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The Michigan Supreme Court ruled that police generally cannot search a vehicle solely because they smell marijuana.

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Billionaires have already poured $433 million into the 2026 midterm elections—and 80% of it is going to Republicans.

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