Jordan Keller

Ball State University Alum

[dropchris1000 @dropchris1000]

I just had my own Larry David moment. A guy in this fantasy league announced his sibling died and we all gave him condolences. Then a few hours later I picked up a player off the waiver wire and everyone was like what the fuck are you doing??

[Juvy @JuvyWicks]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[Cuz 🍃🥩🕊️ @_geeemoney_]

So glad I saw this

I will never buy one of these poorly made products 💯

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Every Bears game is the worst football you've ever seen for 45 minutes and then you look up in the fourth quarter and it's a one possession game.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

THE CARDIAC BEARS STRIKE AGAIN

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

Imagine a season of True Detective with these two

[StartKyleOrton @startkyIeorton]

The Eagles attempting to stop the Bears running game with the power of DVOA

[osama @0ba0sama]

The vegans have launched their first attack on mankind

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

steve jobs named his daughter eve jobs

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Here’s what the Ball State University employee said that led to her termination:

[steven @egyptian_neenan]

I hope we all recognize that late night tv hosts are being held to a higher standard than our elected leaders and the current regime

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

BREAKING: The FBI, run by two podcasters, is actively investigating the murder of a third podcaster, while the vice president cosplays a fourth podcaster to host the show run by the third podcaster.

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[The Onion @TheOnion]

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases https://t.co/BtplqKr3TZ

[Kyle Keegan @realKyleKeegan]

Whoever that guy was who forged Trump’s name on the Epstein card in 1995 and patiently waited 30 years for a leak was a next-level strategist. It’s almost unbelievable.

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don't need that kind of ego in the house.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Love the idea of God answering a prayer like, "Okay, but only in Florida."

[Eddie @chacaranda]

My neighbors fly a flag that’s just a picture their house

[John Laghezza MLB / NFL Moving Averages @JohnLaghezza]

Graphic designer got let go to afford Parsons

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Obama has pottery with triangles? Gotta be a pedophile. Trump writes Jeffrey Epstein a birthday skit about the naughty web of secrets they share? Probably nothing.