Jlew

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

If Joe Biden cared about women’s rights he would ban men from creating podcasts

[Jlew @Jlewieee]

FYI to Kanye (and most men out there…) the time to fight for your relationship is actually NOT after you’ve already split and she’s happily moved on with someone else

[Jlew @Jlewieee]

I didn’t know Kendrick Lamar was a short king 👑

[Jlew @Jlewieee]

If ur a company that still charges for shipping in 2021 then I hate u

[Jlew @Jlewieee]

@jlewieee 🤑

[Cash App @CashApp]

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[Jlew @Jlewieee]

Not familiar w this urge

[alina 寧 @seapearlangel]

if i was jake gyllenhaal i'd just post a selfie wearing that scarf then turn my phone off

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

Your “rEsPeCtFuL KiNg” punched your mom in the face

[Jlew @Jlewieee]

can we get a wellness check on simple plan

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Being in your 20s is so fucked up, why do I have to buy all these people wedding registry gifts when I don’t even have a good set of knives in my own kitchen

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I hate paying rent! I deserve better!

[Jlew @Jlewieee]

One thing about me is I will ruin every white top I own with self tanner

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

gonna be honest with u guys. i don’t understand how the gas nozzle knows when to stop

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

The first person who put a cheesesteak inside an eggroll should be in charge of more decisions

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

One thing about me is I’m gonna miss the exit

[Mr. Solo Dolo @_KillaaKam_]

Shoulda named that shit Dónde cause where tf it at 😭

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I cried watching YOU. I feel so lucky to have gotten to watch you all these years, but this week was a lesson in emotional intelligence and resilience. We all learned from you. Thank you.