Joseph Martins

you cant see me. yankees pats fan. suck it if you dont like it. im educated, ask me

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@JasonKPargin Truly an insane response but sadly probably true

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@TallFPumpkins congrats on the catchphrase!

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@KariLake No you’re not.

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@RobTheConqueror @rodj00 @EdKrassen If we abolished social security and I could just put that money in an IRA I would be much wealthier upon retirement.

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@DSzymborski These are just leaders in Civ 6

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@DougBenson Terminator 2. Duh.

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The year is 2028. All movies are now just @JLo somehow having a tough time getting married.

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@JasonKPargin That’s sad for you. Maybe it’s why you’re a great writer

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@DougBenson What lies beneath

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Did everyone just forget about @rickygervais ? #GoldenGlobes2023

[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

Sometimes it's hard to know why prices are going up. Between the oil shock, a tight employment market and the climate polycrisis, is it even possible to tell if companies are using the widespread *belief* in inflation to hike prices? Uh, yeah, we *absolutely* can. 1/

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More exciting first date topic?

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@goflyers30 @JoJoFromJerz What a fucking cunt you are.

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I need an “edge of the water” “ part of your world” mashup and I need it now.

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@GeorgeTakei You into the shaming game now George?

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@rejectedjokes @LargoLosAngeles Will all of Hot Sauce be in attendance or what??

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@ScottAukerman @adampally @rejectedjokes @gilozeri these glamour shots of you guys from the official Earwolf page are amazing! #OhNo

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@Justin_R2012 @tvdfan_andmore @MittRomney What you’re describing is a prison.

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@Roslyn_6780 @SonnyinSeattle_ @Lee_in_Iowa @StephenKing Libraries?

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@Jacopo_della_Q They’re fuckin’ invisible so they dress extra dapper!