Jessie Chapman

If it beeps or barks, I'm probably in love.

A calamity of errors. (she/her)

[Jessie Chapman @Jmcchap]

So, Sagittarius A* is at the center of the Milky Way.

Maybe the universe doesn't revolve around me, but our galaxy is close enough. ♐✨

[🍉Caylan🍉 UPDATES ONLY @caylan_macabrae]

IndieInk awards voting is open!!
https://t.co/BnMWXPlTHe

if you enjoyed CYT & want to show some love to the other great artists who collab'd on it, please consider voting for Best Book:
🦇Cover by @baph0meat
🎧Audio by @RainCorbyn
🌈Bi rep
🔪Morally Grey Character
🌻Friendship

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quick reminder before November ends -- my queer-horror vamp book CUTTING YOUR TEETH is up for IndieInk noms this year! if you've enjoyed my work, suggested categories are Best:

🌻Cover
⚰️Audio
🌻Bi rep
⚰️Morally Grey Char (👀 @ u Fran stans)
🌻https://t.co/UPMdO0WRn6
♥️&🔄 🙏

[Jessie Chapman @Jmcchap]

Periodic reminder that Universal Paperclips exists and that you should play it

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If I could have any superpower, it'd be the ability to eat a bunch of screws and nails and rapid fire spit them out to perfectly align and attach stuff together like they do in cartoons.

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🌱BOOK GIV3-AW4Y!!🌱

⚰️Three B Grade copies of my queer-horror vampire novel—CUTTING YOUR TEETH—need a good home!

🌱Like & Follow to enter

⚰️Open internationally

🌱Bonus mini prints+stickers by @greypr0xy & @baph0meat for each lucky winner!

⚰️Contest ends on June 1st

[Jessie Chapman @Jmcchap]

@catamuff May I present: tiny dinosaur in dino egg shaped terrarium

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@dustywusty It's the computers isn't it?

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tiny reminder that #CuttingYourTeeth is available in:
🎙️audiobook
💻ebook
📖print!

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@caylan_macabrae Marigold is S+ tier!!!

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@_jakeisloud @dustywusty @MikeRyanDev In popsicles? "Father"

In Freeze Pops? The world may never know! Info lost to the sands of time. Nobody can ever guess

But also PLEASE witness these alt names:

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@opticron @dustywusty @MikeRyanDev Loooooool yes. Yes it is.

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@dustywusty @MikeRyanDev @_jakeisloud and @dustywusty out here like" Behold, a popsicle!" Lmao

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@dustywusty @MikeRyanDev A general description like, "those icy things in the tube you get at the store, you know" and then the other person goes "oh yeah! I know what you're talking about" is also an acceptable name

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@dustywusty @MikeRyanDev THAT AIN'T GOT NO POPSICLE BONES IN THERE THAT IS A FREEZE POP!!!!

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🩸IT'S HERE, RLLY QUEER & SUCKING BLOOD OF ALL WHO COME NEAR🩸

my debut #CuttingYourTeeth is out today!!

want?
💀queer horror
🕯️curses
🔪protag on the run
🔥slow-burn
🌈found family

🦷take a bite > https://t.co/HkXMOTayXW
praise be to @baph0meat for my killer cover 🫀
🔁&❤️ 🫶

[Jessie Chapman @Jmcchap]

@caylan_macabrae @baph0meat YESSSSSSSSS

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Behold!

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One day @_jakeisloud will learn to not tell me to elaborate when I mutter that a saying doesn't make sense. Until then, we are soon to be the proud owners of a 24 hr analog wall clock

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Ooooh

(And I can't stress this enough)

Woo

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Blogging? You mean autobiographical fanfiction?

[Jessie Chapman @Jmcchap]

I remember in school repeatedly being told that a common writing mistake was overusing commas.

And thus a generation of overzealous em-dashers were born