jamo

I’m here to joke and lie

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere

[JP Sears @AwakenWithJP]

Damn. Polymarket is tied to Israeli interests, the Netanyahu family, and Peter Thiel. I’m sure it’s great for America.

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

One of those news stories you’re unsure to retweet because it sounds too insane to be real but no, they’re literally merging the militaries with barely any outcry.

[Schizo Abe @psych0kn0t_]

When I lived in Florida I touched all over the manatees I don’t give a shit. They want to be touched they’re practically begging for it

[meifu @meifumaudo]

Go forth and prosper my large chudling

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

The great American state fair crowd was so small the Trump administration canceled the assassination attempt

[ed edd and eddington @goblin_formula]

how i'm going to be moving when i join the pope's fedaykin death squad during the datacenter jihad of 2029:

[MUST DIE! @MUSTDIEmusic]

I trapped Charlie Kirk’s soul in a lesser soul gem and am using it to power an air fryer

[Sloimay @Sloimay]

carefully checking the roundness of my son to make sure he's ready to roly and poly

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

We killing you and binding your soul to a blade bro

[redrum @griffisu]

apple watch app that detects when your heart stops and auto uploads a photo of half your face half xxxtentacion to all your socials

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Me on the plane watching the movie the guy in front of me is watching with no sound:

[Tramell Jones Jr. Burner @easygator7]

FSU fans don’t even talk shit anymore, they just look back at you like this

[doomer @uncledoomer]

even murders used to be more kino

[fab @nolantenct]

hitting this pose after every minor inconvenience

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.

[aja‼️ @b1ondeath]

Elvis used to get high as balls on pills that don’t even exist anymore and just do fat karate outside for hours

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Money well spent!