Jessica Clutchey

Bringing you laughter & logic! Marketing Director // AI Business Strategist

[Jessica Clutchey @Jnclutch]

So Michigan cheats and wins? That’s what we are teaching people? No wonder Americans suck

[Jessica Clutchey @Jnclutch]

@BeaufordPaula My camera roll IS a B roll 😂👏🏼

[Jessica Clutchey @Jnclutch]

@KidQuill YES YES YES

[Quilleon @KidQuill]

NEW ALBUM. GOOD PEOPLE. MAY 26TH.

[Quilleon @KidQuill]

Prolly the biggest announcement of my life tomorrow. 12ET.

Every share, comment, like goes a longggg way. Blessed to be on this journey w y’all ❤️🫡

[Nukri @Nukri_Super]

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One small step for man; one giant leap for mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks, including the usual COM traffic between him, the other astronauts, and Mission Control. Before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, [they found] there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.

Over the years, many people have questioned him as to what the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant. On July 5, in Tampa Bay, FL, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26- year-old question to Armstrong. He finally responded. It seems that Mr. Gorsky had died and so Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When he was a kid, Neil was playing baseball with his brother in the backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbors' bedroom window. The neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex? Oral sex you want? You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

[Stranger News @StrangerNews11]

FINAL SEASON. SOON. #StrangerThings

[Jessica Clutchey @Jnclutch]

@hankgreen Hank why can we go to mars but my printer NEVER works

[Harry Potter Universe @HPotterUniverse]

"Weasley is our king!"

#HappyBirthdayRonWeasley

[Amanda Deibert 🎃🧙 @amandadeibert]

I am glad to see a young woman seeing a red flag for exactly what it is and doing the right thing. I am sad her parents are trying to urge her to betray herself. I am delighted she is this wise.

[Jessica Clutchey @Jnclutch]

@netflix Netflix I come from a broken home and pay for both my parents Netflix… that’s 3 households my guy

[Jessica Clutchey @Jnclutch]

@paytmitch Why did I immediately think of a nice AI say “hello” back…..

[Jessica Clutchey @Jnclutch]

People who had childhood pets become family and pass away are the kind of people who get it

[Jessica Clutchey @Jnclutch]

@minalima Too excited too exited

[MinaLima @minalima]

Take a SNEAKY PEEK inside the MinaLima edition of Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban. Pre-order will be available very soon on https://t.co/iFVcFE4NAQ so watch this space! ✨
#MinaLima #HarryPotter #PrisonerOfAzkaban

[Jessica Clutchey @Jnclutch]

Most exciting book coming to 2023 is the @minalima print of Prisoner of Azkaban #countingthedays

[Jessica Clutchey @Jnclutch]

@minalima Love love LOVE this collection! I can’t wait to see what you bring to 2023, I’ll be first in line!! ❤️✨

[Jessica Clutchey @Jnclutch]

@engineers_feed Why can we go to mars but not have hightech printers accessible financially to the general public 😭

[georgie @georgsoup]

bro wtf?