@DaMadMattster@PicturesFoIder I’m thinking he wears headphones when he plays games and doesn’t like getting startled by people walking up behind him.
But yeah, you’re right it’s probably drugs. 🙄
@DonaldJTrumpJr The difference is the couch-fucking thing is legitimately funny because it’s believable. The horse cum story is gross and, honestly, pretty weird. Who even thinks of something like that? We are nearing peak weirdness from you people now I think. It’s pitiful.
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@MelissablasekNH Cool story. So you “raced onto the plane” and then this person (with total legal authority to stop you) was just like “curses, she made it to the plane. foiled again. Oh well.”?
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@MLBRaleigh@chisox1211 Literally nothing at all like the White Sox. It’d be more like Springfield getting chosen over Chicago to host Illinois only MLB team. Nice try tho
@NCDOT Our offices have joined others around the state in making mundane tasks as painful as possible. Watch while we make use an online system that never works and then insisting you call a number we won’t answer. So. Much. Fun.
@NCDOT If your plans this week include renewing your driver license, remember the @NCDOT online system is a shitshow and they don’t answer the phone.
Plan ahead if you want but it won’t matter.
@NCDOT The trend continues! Shitty system prevents tax payer from renewing driver license online while @NCDOT tweets about bike racks or whatever. do your jobs!