Joanne Cook

Writing for Film, TV, & Theatre.
Comedy, Sci-Fi, Supernatural, Historical.
Art, Costume, & SFX Make-Up crew, for Film, TV, & Theatre.

[Joanne Cook @JoCookWriting]

I'm just after kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse.

[Joanne Cook @JoCookWriting]

@StephenFleming @AirFranceKLM They probably have deals going with the duty free luggage shops inside the airport

[Joanne Cook @JoCookWriting]

@NoContextHumans If you accept this then hes going to start knocking off for the 30 day months too.
I had a friend who went away for a week & expected not to pay rent for that week. She believed it, she wasnt just trying it on.
Some people genuinely have no idea how things work.

[Nav Toor @heynavtoor]

THIS GUY BUILT AN ENTIRE WIKIPEDIA THAT IS 100% AI HALLUCINATIONS AND IT'S OPEN SOURCE ON GITHUB

it's called Halupedia.

nothing on the site existed before you clicked. every article was generated the second you arrived.

the site has one rule: the universe only exists when you visit it.

it looks exactly like wikipedia. same fonts. same layout. same scholarly citations. same "stumble" button for random articles.

the only difference is none of it is real.

here are some actual articles currently in the encyclopedia:

> the great pigeon census of 1887
> the ministry of slightly wrong maps
> chaldic arithmetic — a branch of mathematics where subtraction is forbidden
> armund the river mapper — a cartographer who mapped 14,000 leagues of river without leaving his chair
> the society for the prevention of unnecessary tuesdays

every article page also tells you how many people are reading it right now. it says: "you alone are consulting this folio at present."

the creator's own tagline for the site is the most unhinged sentence i've read this year:

"an encyclopedia of a universe that does not exist until you visit it"

the entire backend is a single open source repo called vibeserver. one guy. one description on github: "a little webserver making things up just in time."

we built the largest knowledge base in human history and the very first thing a guy did with it was make a hallucinated mirror universe and put it on the open web.

the internet is healing.

[Joanne Cook @JoCookWriting]

@susie_dent When I was little I thought some shows were not suitable for 'young of you-ers'.

[Joanne Cook @JoCookWriting]

@BoylanRoger @fallofasparrow This might be a bit of a leap ... but I bet he's thinking about putting right what once went wrong.

[Joanne Cook @JoCookWriting]

@MrJerryOC Hi Jerry, if they made a Sliders film, do you have any ideas on what the plot should be?
Any eps you'd like to see expanded, or combined?
Or a totally new story?
😀 x

[Joanne Cook @JoCookWriting]

@79SemiFinalist Shitty thing to do to an author
I assume a new 1 who felt they had no choice
If they 'have to' at least dont taint the text with it, put it at the start/end because this actually reads worse - it sounds ridiculous & fake which kills any benefit gained from being in the text!

[Joanne Cook @JoCookWriting]

@MikeGra69743103 @79SemiFinalist Well, yeah, obviously, thats the problem 🤣

[Joanne Cook @JoCookWriting]

@johnnyddavidson Im especially enjoying the ones that desperately try to twist & spin it & claim that they knew all along & were just making some really obscure & extremely subtle joke. 🤣🤡

[Joanne Cook @JoCookWriting]

@GrokTheGod @archeohistories Surely this is an episode of Scooby Doo

[Joanne Cook @JoCookWriting]

@Mishi_2210 61,151

[Joanne Cook @JoCookWriting]

@forallcurious Under New Management

[Joanne Cook @JoCookWriting]

@forallcurious We're Closed For Refurbishment

[Joanne Cook @JoCookWriting]

@forallcurious NO SALES CALLS OR CANVASSERS

[Joanne Cook @JoCookWriting]

@lady_valor_07 SIR!

[Royal Court @royalcourt]

“Life is a gamble, at terrible odds. If it were a bet you wouldn't take it.”

Tom Stoppard 1937 – 2025.

Today we join with writers and theatre artists across the world to mark the passing of Tom Stoppard, a playwright whose work probed the deepest human mysteries of truth, time, mortality and frailty while dazzling with wit, laughter and the buoyancy of the human spirit.

[Joanne Cook @JoCookWriting]

@curiosityonx Red pots blue, corner pocket.

[Joanne Cook @JoCookWriting]

@curiosityonx I wouldnt worry, it will hit those phone wires & be catapulted away again.

[Joanne Cook @JoCookWriting]

@fallofasparrow @Liana111 @blacksailsedits Perfect!😊
Ep title-"Rather Intuited As Much."
Imagine him smirking as he settles into his seat & eyes up the controls.

There's treasure everywhere, so please write some Star Trekesque captains log entries of Cap'n Jack's new life aboard the 'SS Jackham'.
Only you can do it!