Jordan Kinley

man of the people. nor cal grown. east coast educated. runner. salem resident.

[Joe Hale @kuperhale]

Karhu SS24

Marblehead, MA

[Jordan Kinley @JoKinRuns]

@jauntingjourno I hear everything starts to droop once you hit 40.

[Jordan Kinley @JoKinRuns]

@fatmcmahon Shingles!? Aren’t you 20 years too young for that?

[Jordan Kinley @JoKinRuns]

@fatmcmahon It was probably the push ups. #thasafitboi

[Jordan Kinley @JoKinRuns]

@Tripp_Someone Hey @Tripp_Someone, nobody cares! Cc: @OkayTUNA14

PS… come run with us sometime.

[Jordan Kinley @JoKinRuns]

@LargeBarstool @willcolon66 “Ham is for poors.” -@UncleChaps

[Jordan Kinley @JoKinRuns]

@doerofit2 Do both.

[Jordan Kinley @JoKinRuns]

@KupariUsa @CreamTickle How did you get those beers here in the US?

[Jordan Kinley @JoKinRuns]

@letsrundotcom Never lose to a guy in a white necklace.

[Jordan Kinley @JoKinRuns]

@ianoriordan Who is the athlete on the right?

[Jordan Kinley @JoKinRuns]

@JRNLive Thanks for the coverage!

[Jordan Kinley @JoKinRuns]

@taggartvanetten Cc: @PhilYoungIA

[Jordan Kinley @JoKinRuns]

@doerofit2 Thin and handsome.

[Jordan Kinley @JoKinRuns]

Quick update… DVD is too scratched and skipping all over the place. Just paid $15 to Bezos to buy the 2006 blockbuster.

I will now be hosting movie nights every Sunday airing Curious George until I feel that I’ve bought the value back.

[Jordan Kinley @JoKinRuns]

Tonight, my boy wanted to watch the 2006 blockbuster hit, Curious George, that used to be free streaming. For some reason I knew we had it on DVD and we even have a PS4 to play it.

My son asked, “what’s a DVD?” So, tonight I got to avoid a $3.99 rental fee and explain DVDs.

[Jordan Kinley @JoKinRuns]

@doerofit2 I’m waiting to get on a Delta flight now. If I get $10k, MOTM I going to be 🔥.

[Jordan Kinley @JoKinRuns]

Son was just surprised that I, too, played Marco Polo as a kid in the water. He then asked if I played in a lake because he assumed pools hadn’t been invented yet.

Feel like I will have to get him back by never teaching him to tie his shoes. He’ll be 15 rocking the velcros.

[Jordan Kinley @JoKinRuns]

@OkayTUNA14 @CarolineEnos @salemnews @ipswich_river Just a reminder that anything worth doing should be done is less than 3 hours.

[Jordan Kinley @JoKinRuns]

I’m sitting in the airport lounge wearing running shorts because I spilled tomato soup all over my pants. Washed the pants off in the bathroom sink and trying to dry them frantically before my flight.