Jordan K

He/Him - The greatest writer that isn't hired.

[Jordan K @JoKuz]

The follow up song to "If You Like Pina Coladas" should be called "Couples Therapy Isn't Going Great"

[Jordan K @JoKuz]

@TheLadyPim1 @DeckardPhoto

[Former FBI Deputy Director Nick Lutsko @NickLutsko]

It's Fall Time in Tennessee!

[Jordan K @JoKuz]

@ShannonLahaie Had my therapist tell me that next time my dog has "an episode," to just let them put her down because $1300 isn't worth it. It's easy to say when they're not yours.

[Jordan K @JoKuz]

@bigbadbick @ughfinewhatever Man, you gotta stretch first. We're in our 30s now.

[Jordan K @JoKuz]

@TheLadyPim1

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@clareblackwood OH MY GOD

[Jordan K @JoKuz]

@bigbadbick @ughfinewhatever Yeah, this is the right answer

[Jordan K @JoKuz]

@bigbadbick The bare minimum

[Jordan K @JoKuz]

@woohootriviaTO Bitey. She's the reason Lyle Landley and the monorail get investigated.

[Jordan K @JoKuz]

@30going13 They DID make you have visibly dirty pants in the winter as you sat in class, though

[Jordan K @JoKuz]

@BrianStack153 Thanks for your help! Didn't know it as a teen, but Hannigan and Artie Kendall became influential in my own sketch comedy career

[Jordan K @JoKuz]

Trying to remember an old Conan sketch with Jon Glaser called "smokes and dunks." I think it was a bit from Satellite TV. Any idea @BrianStack153?

[Jordan K @JoKuz]

@TheLadyPim1 @MSCHLOEMARS

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@MissGinaDarling Not even Wendel?

[Jordan K @JoKuz]

@bigbadbick did u buy it? it's ok to admit. we r all friends here.

[Jordan K @JoKuz]

@cameronwyllie "I'm going to need a suggestion: something that you do in the yard? Ok? Something that you do in the yard."

[Cameron Wyllie @cameronwyllie]

So glad live comedy is back

[Jordan K @JoKuz]

@MSCHLOEMARS

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@MSCHLOEMARS Signal Hill

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@MSCHLOEMARS @TheLadyPim1 @EMPRESSOREN @TheNonBinaryDom @ShahrazadTRC @goddessfreyafae "House of Pain"