Geoff Fial 🐀

May/Hem

Not so much a Twitter account, as it is a cry for help.

You're probably here by accident.

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#RatVerified

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Just so you know, Amazon sells generic Plan B for anyone who needs it for themselves or others for reasons that are NOBODY ELSE'S FUCKING BUSINESS BESIDES YOUR OWN. I hope this helps.

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[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

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@Imakatt Lou Malnati's is better

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@sexysportslover Are you OK???

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If I get the hantavirus, just throw me in the trash.

But also take care of my cats, or I'll come back as a zombie.

[horse @horsetwting]

fuck you

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@gmfb @willcolon66 @IamSTANBACK @Sara_Walsh @KyleBrandt From a purely entertainment standpoint I would have picked Jameis Winston. I feel like he would be entertaining week in and week out.

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Watching "Son of Frankenstein" on Svengoolie, and I'm constantly surprised by how much "Young Frankenstein" borrowed from this movie.

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@Creepy_Celery20

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@NICKIMINAJ You're quitting music?

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@CruisinSoozan

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@CruisinSoozan

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@Jasonlovecougar @angel_0f_deathx @FBI

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@KyleBrandt I was saving them for the weekend before the Super Bowl when there's no football; but now I'm tempted.

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So this is what it feels like when we actually try in the first half.

#ChicagoBears

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@jacobinfante24

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My bad you guys. I wore the wrong shirt for the 1st half. I put on my Caleb jersey at halftime, and that was what turned it around.

#BearDown

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@Creepy_Celery20 Happy Birthday!!

[Floyd @dafloydsta]

JUDGE: You're charged with stealing penguins from the zoo.

ME: *lips right on mic* I needed groomsmen for my wedding, your Honor.

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

I’d be a great reindeer straight man. “How’s the grazing?” I’d say. “I’m likin’ this lichen,” he’d answer, just totally nailing it.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

My dad was 100% German so when I asked how Santa visited everyone in the world in just one night the only answer I ever got was "brutal efficiency"