Josie💫

ICU RN (who started at probably the worst time possible)

[Josie💫 @JoSchaef22]

I’ve been eating phish food or Netflix n chilled after hard shifts at the hospital (which tbh have been every night) & I went to eat my newest pint tonight & there was a huge air pocket at the bottom so I didn’t even get all the ice cream & I about cried @benandjerrys whats good

[Josie💫 @JoSchaef22]

True strength is how long you can let a relatively large cat step directly on your boob

[pat regan @poregan]

FYI not working on anything/have no deadlines, just feel anxious when too much time passes!!!

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

grilled cheese is the noblest of all sandwiches. too good, too pure for this world

[Josie💫 @JoSchaef22]

Also see: salad

[Josie💫 @JoSchaef22]

Good thing about soup is you can throw just about anything in there and it still makes sense

[Josie💫 @JoSchaef22]

“I don’t respect you because you’re gonna be working under me, you re****“ ummmm.. Hahaha. And he thinks he’ll get through even his first year in the hospital with that attitude? Good luck with that dude LOL hope I never see you

[Josie💫 @JoSchaef22]

@sara_derington He’s the purest thing ever

[Josie💫 @JoSchaef22]

My dad just FaceTimed me from his work trip in Saudi Arabia so we could watch the sunrise together😭😭😭 I love him so much

[Josie💫 @JoSchaef22]

@sprinklesized Literally why is it even a THING

[Josie💫 @JoSchaef22]

Goodbye

[Josie💫 @JoSchaef22]

I don’t know why it does, but that “sco pa tu manta” trend is annoying me SO BAD.

[Josie💫 @JoSchaef22]

@MadzzM62 @ryianstull THANK YALL!!!! Sorry I never got notifications for your replies😂 I’m SO PROUD

[Josie💫 @JoSchaef22]

Anyone need a nurse who can also DECORATE CAKES?????? cuz I’m ur girl. New grad + cake maker. I’m v proud.

[Josie💫 @JoSchaef22]

My mother sent this Facebook text-picture thing to a group message with my father, my brother, and JAMES.... why

[Josie💫 @JoSchaef22]

Jus got so many plants and also a couple more plnts. They can just take over my house at this point I would revel in it

[grain. death? @grain_death]

earlier this year a random number i don't recognize started sending me pictures of toads

[Josie💫 @JoSchaef22]

My body hurts everywhere. This is what I get for deep cleaning? Never doing it again