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[. @Joaco_1906]

Disfrutarte

[chesa @alanchesa95]

apodo de las pibas: mili (se llama milagros)

apodo de los pibes: doctor doom (se coge a los ex men)

[ؘ 𝖂 @privwendley]

A sensação de encontrar alguém com a mesma vibe que você:

[🇵🇷 Fear369 🌾 @AruMaito_stan]

Paliza tan asquerosa que despues de esto Sasuke mando pal' carajo a Akatsuki y se fue independiente de nuevo XD

[𝘿 @_DylanFCB]

Convencí a mi novia de que veamos todo el Universo Marvel (ella solo vió Spiderman) pero ahora tocan Thor 2 y Iron Man 3

[Jacus @jjjacus]

how it feels when you break away from your friends at the club and have a 30 minute solo adventure

[Perdr @juandaperdomooo]

no me quiero arriesgar

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

The FASTEST way to LOSE a MAN is to make all his SACRIFICES feel ORDINARY.

[Kal-El @Umarkaoje_]

itachi was so stacked they had to slime him with tuberculosis for the plot

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women are fully aware of what they’re doing to you btw. They know when they’re hurting you and they just don’t give af.

[David(Tendo)⭐⭐🇪🇸 @tendo_14]

Si Konoha tuviera psicólogos

[𝐊𝐞𝐥𝐯 ✈︎ @ahmstillkelly]

She pretends you're the bad person, So she doesn't feel guilty for the bad things she did to you. Stay woke…

[ؘ @hildsbrach]

ainda bem que existe a hipocrisia pra eu poder fazer hoje o que eu critiquei ontem

[tob. @penedecilindro]

qe dibertido entrar a tuiter y ver tus pensamientos en el tuit d otra persona, no estoy loco solo

[T. @UtiOritse]

9-year-old me: Naruto running makes me go faster!

25-year-old me: Konoha is a heavily militarized state that utilises child soldiers and is covering up the brutal genocide of the Uchiha peoples. They also sealed a literal nuclear weapon inside a baby.

[. @Joaco_1906]

Como las mujeres son malas en cualquier parte del mundo

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

Once she starts sleeping with someone new... Everything you did for her? Gone. Erased. Forgetten.

[Offend_no_one @offendnoone]

A woman's ego will cost her the best man she ever had.

Period.

[Kurapika @Rejosity]

People talking bout “Hidan is the weakest member”

My brother, Kakashi had to do this fight without getting injured by him AT ALL

One small nick and it’s game over

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

Manipulation is when a female narcissist blames you for your reaction to her toxic behavior but never wants to discuss her disrespect that triggered you.