James Oaks

I want to work with Jimmy Carter and help build gnomes.

[James Oaks @Joakerz]

I want to be good at giving grace and bad at holding grudges.

[James Oaks @Joakerz]

https://t.co/gu4vFsaDdA

[James Oaks @Joakerz]

I love dark chocolate. I guess that makes me a real cacao-boy.

[James Oaks @Joakerz]

One of the most refreshing things for my faith is watching @ShawnRyan762’s show on YouTube and seeing men in secular workforces like law enforcement talk about encountering and believing in Jesus. It’s incredible.

[James Oaks @Joakerz]

I’m not saying anybody could have guessed who Michael Jackson would become, but The Jackson 5’s “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” should have been a major 🚩

[Darren McFadden @dmcfadden20]

As long as the same folks who chose the Heisman winner in '06 & '07 aren’t picking the President this country will be fine 😂

[James Oaks @Joakerz]

It’s like my great-aunt Cordelia used to say, “Today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you.”

[James Oaks @Joakerz]

It’s like my Uncle Wheezy used to say, “Ain’t nothing like”

[James Oaks @Joakerz]

It’s like I always say, “These grits aren’t French.”

[James Oaks @Joakerz]

Being in academia means thinking about how hard it would be for the lady in Night at the Museum who is writing a dissertation on Sacagawea to cite her sources based on conversations with a wax figure.

[James Oaks @Joakerz]

@adrianlowen @between2worlds @calebmorell Who better to ask than the @Ecclesiologian himself.

[Jake Stone @jake_stone89]

A thread:

There are six figures who were all born between 1919-1931 who helped shape or embody the various trajectories that took place in Southern Baptist life:

[James Oaks @Joakerz]

Eli Manning looks like a live action Bob’s Burger character.

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One, if not the first, thing every new pastor/ associate pastor/ youth pastor should do before being hired by a church is ensuring the church you’re at has an effective child protection policy in place or plan on immediately placing one in place.

[James Oaks @Joakerz]

@DohaMadani @TicketmasterUK @taylorswift13 Absolutely!

[James Oaks @Joakerz]

Shout out to @TicketmasterUK for refusing to allow us to resale our tickets to see @taylorswift13 in Dublin when our trip was cancelled due to an airline strike last minute. Thanks for helping us out.

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@TicketmasterCS @TMFanSupport

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In September 1989, Bruce Willis hosted SNL. During his monologue he broke into a song and played the harmonica. The following week, Rick Moranis hosted and this was how he began his monologue.

[James Oaks @Joakerz]

@BrandenPreedy @Logan13Bennett @JakeRainwater This feels like @JakeRainwater hijacked @brandenpreedy