Joan Rivers “Can We Talk?”

The best of Joans greatest and daring jokes. A place for all who miss Joan Rivers & her amazing humour at a time we all need to laugh. Parody Account

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“The trouble with me is, I make jokes too often,”

“That's how I get through life. Life is SO difficult — everybody's been through something! But you laugh at it, it becomes smaller.” Joan Rivers 2013
#joanrivers #comedy #laugh #jokes #covid #lockdown #USElection2020 #smileLGBTQ

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@WorldOfWonder @LooseyLaDuca @sashacolby @thatbitchjax @sugarsworld_ @trishapaytas @thatssoamethyst @krentcilp5 @callmespice_ @MileyCyrus @AuraMayari @bretmanrock Cheers to the worlds deadliest snatch, speaking of snatches The women in California, oh they get scared. A guy flashes you, they go to the police, “He’s flashing! He’s flashing!” In New York, if a guy flashes you, you took out your embroidery hoop and played ring toss.

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New parents make me sick, No I don’t want to see photos of your children, All babies look like Renée Zellweger pushed against a glass window.

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“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.”

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@dragraceukbbc I’m down for some B.D.E

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@DailyMailUK May he rest in peace.

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Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.

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😂 #motherinlaw #inlaws

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@EW Angelica Huston will always be the grand high witch.

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My daughter and I are very close. We speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, "Pick up, I know you’re there." And she says the same thing back, "How’d you get this new number? #motherdaughter #ThisMorning #joanrangers #joanrivers

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“Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.” 😂 #RHOC #RHOCheshire #RHOBH #JOANRIVERS #ThisMorning #divorce #RICHBITCHES #Trump

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“My mother could make anybody feel guilty – she used to get letters of apology from people she didn’t even know.”

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😂 #Fat

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"I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die, they will donate my body to Tupperware."

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“I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer’s. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.” #FridayFeeling #jokes #Gogglebox #joanrivers #joanrangers #RHONY #RHOC #LGBTQIAunite #DragRace

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“I’m no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.” 😂

#MasterChefCelebrity #masterchef #GBBO #gbbo2020 #jokes #Lockdown2 #QuarantineLife #joanrivers #joanandbarbra #

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@ChatterBoxMark @Metro_Ents “Remember, they love money so pretend like you own a gold mine and you’re in the club.”

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@ScouseBirdBlogs Saw some fabulous thigh high pvc boots on there the other day... they’re arriving Tuesday 😂

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@TooFab @GarcelleB Fabulous

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“Had a friend who is going through menopause come by for lunch today. Her hot flash was so bad, it steam-cleaned my carpet” 😂 #menopause #joanrivers #jokes #COVID__19 #fridaymorning #FridayThoughts #joanrangers #fashion #canwetalk #LooseWomen

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“Love may be a many-splendored thing, but hate makes the world go round. If you think I’m kidding, just watch the six o’clock news. The first twenty-nine minutes are all about dictators and murderers and terrorists and maniacs and, worst of all, real housewives.” #RHOBH #RHONY