Odhïs

Always motivated with money.//

Manchester United fun✊💪//

[𝗛EE𝐌 @6enteke]

Hii ndio reason ilifanya nika uninstall tiktok 😣

[T-BAG🩺🩺 @tbagcity]

At 18yrs old mnalewa hadi mnaanguka chini mkitusi watu,very disgusting mko wapi leo😂😂

[Talisman🔫 @maximpelle]

Chapati kojolea in my area imepanda bei ju apparently mathe wa kibandaski ameanza ku ongeza spices kama Tumeric. I knew something was fishy and it wasn’t just her pussy

[DEUCALION💀 @_deucalio]

Kumbao tume mbao vizuri lakini place ya kuweka ndio balaa😪

[𝗥𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗲©🇰🇪 @RichieHub_]

Elon Musk asiponilipa kesho sijui nitaambia huyu dem nini 😂😂

[Kinara💲♻️ @kinara_69]

Nimeshangaa niaje mbeibe amerusha goodmorning text refu hivo,,kumbe huko mwisho amejitoa kwa mix akaniwish a good life😂💔

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Sidechicks hufikiria ati married men are with them because they hate their wives .Msichana, bibi akigundua this illicit relationship ntasema wewe ni shetani umetumwa kuharibu ndoa yangu na tukukemee as the homebreaker you are

[𝗛EE𝐌 @6enteke]

"And why is your stomach rumbling"

me:I'm just hungry for success

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏 @Weeleey6]

Hii nayo hunimaliza ajab😂

[💎 @gemtaii]

Men are genuinely a threat to female security.

[Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪 @cohen_baron2]

Meru woman's sms to her husband who is out drinking, "Niletee chips kuku ukirudi na ukiona hio ni expensive nikujie na panga ya mia...!"

[Kijana ya fifa @kamzozo100]

Tuliona juu USA inahost world cup wacha tuisaidie kuhost Ebola uku

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

The only public servant who could look you in the eye and tell you as it is. Rest In Power, Prof George Magoha.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

"Sasa hizo hesabu za parallelogram tutaapply wapi next year tukiingia jeshi?"

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

When you’re approaching a woman or on a date, Don’t talk to women about politics, wisdom, science, power, business, or the meaning of life.

Dear son, Learn the game.

[𝐌𝐳𝐢𝐳a🍋‍🟩 @Mziza_23]

Wacha bandit aendelee kuattract hao wengine bahati yangu niko funny

[B.O.D @bod_repuplic]

Once you see the red flags, stay quiet, enjoy the sex, and plan your exit strategically.

[5 People @_MtuTano]

Naisha😂😂😂going 6 rounds halafu anacheat😭😭sijawahi skia mwanaume amejaza hio shimo😂😂give your honest 2 rounds and LEAVE!!!

[ELDER @Uncle_Ngi]

It’s going to be super funny when Man United finish above them