Jobie Krantz

I flush toilets with my elbow. I like to watch Dateline. In the dark. With my bra off. I give good media.

[Jobie Krantz @JobieKrantz]

You know what I realized today? There is more protection and privacy over CELL PHONE RECORDS than there is over my uterus. I listen to a lot of murder podcasts. I know this.

[John Iadarola @johniadarola]

as a kid, you don't realize when you go to your last book fair

[Sooz @CruisinSoozan]

The dog did a big stretch and I didn’t say BIG STRETCH and then he sighed and stretched again like to give me a second chance.

[Jobie Krantz @JobieKrantz]

@Julianimal_ You should come move in with mom and dad too.

[Jobie Krantz @JobieKrantz]

@Julianimal_ Josie is a very goo kitty

[Jobie Krantz @JobieKrantz]

I won’t judge you on your name (your momma chose that), but I sure AF judge you on your chosen email address.

[Jobie Krantz @JobieKrantz]

@Julianimal_ Dude. Any vessel for whipped cream. Don’t ask for more examples please.

[Jobie Krantz @JobieKrantz]

@Julianimal_ Cece wondering why you called her.

[Jobie Krantz @JobieKrantz]

Listening to “Girl A” on audio. The narrator (English/UK) pronounced ‘Sloth’ as ‘Slowth’ and the world just makes complete sense. We’re doing it wrong!

[Jobie Krantz @JobieKrantz]

@goodreads The Four Winds

[Jobie Krantz @JobieKrantz]

@Julianimal_ @CD_one3 @lsamlr03 Plaaunt

[Jobie Krantz @JobieKrantz]

We picked up fast food for the kids before volleyball practice. I ordered a sprite. Couldn’t taste it and freaked that I have Covid. Nope. Just a flat sprite.

[Jobie Krantz @JobieKrantz]

#alphakappaalpha should be SO. PROUD.

[Jobie Krantz @JobieKrantz]

@MeghanMcCain That’s the only image I have in my brain when I see/read his name.

[Jobie Krantz @JobieKrantz]

It’s really refreshing to me to reuse the old hashtag #ButHerEmails and know that what’s good for the 24k goose (that sadly got loose) is good for the gold-plated gander.

[Jobie Krantz @JobieKrantz]

Are lipstick sales down?

[Jobie Krantz @JobieKrantz]

I am not counting this year’s birthday. I’ve already decided. But I AM adding 10 years to my marriage this year.

[Jobie Krantz @JobieKrantz]

@goodreads 28 summers by Elin Hilderbrand

[Jobie Krantz @JobieKrantz]

@goodreads In Chicago with Rodham

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

If they want to ban TikTok cuz it’s owned by China shouldn’t they ban Trump since he’s owned by Russia