Our Joanne

Mother of Dragons. Lover of food 🇬🇧

[Our Joanne @Jobo501]

@bedspolice Hi. We were leaving Toddington services saw the lorry, made the call and stopped to try to help.
Do you know how the driver is?

[Our Joanne @Jobo501]

@Dott one of your users used one of your scooters yesterday to steal something from our doorstep. Scooter is still here, so will be the last user. Can you help identify the person?

[Matthew Todd 🌏🔥 @MrMatthewTodd]

This is what it feels like to be alive as we approach the end of the world as we know it. There is time to avoid the worst but it means every single one of us becoming activists. Leave it to other people and we are toast. Listen to David Attenborough who warned us time and again

[Our Joanne @Jobo501]

@easyJet just flown with a 23kg allowance and taken 2 items of hold luggage. Both combined weighed less than 23kg but was told would need to pay for another item of hold luggage as we only paid for 1 item. Just looked at your policy (attached) and it says we can pool. Confused

[Ramesh Patel - They Would Rather You Ignore This @Imalright_Jack]

OUTSTANDING SPEECH

Mhairi Black delivered the most honest critique about this Tory government, in the last 12 years

She covers everything.

It will leave you speechless

This will definitely go down in history.

[Robin Flavell @RobinFlavell]

“Two soups”

[Our Joanne @Jobo501]

@LOCCITANE_UK purchased this as a refill but how are you supposed to refill the bottle when the lid doesn’t screw off? Myself and husband been trying unsuccessfully 2 days now 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Mr Gibson @mrgibsonict]

With a lot of schools lowering staff dress policies this week - can we finally agree that it’s ridiculous for male members of staff to have to dress like they’re at a wedding or going to court to teach children.

[Our Joanne @Jobo501]

@MerrickSophie @mrmarksteel The games arcade and Thea are no longer there 😩

[Richard R Clark 🇺🇦 @rclarkie]

A wee thread about a young boy and the tweet that got away. Feel free to RT.

Three weeks ago my youngest, Gabriel 12, came home upset. His love of woodwork was not deemed cool, nor was only having 6 followers on his instagram. 1/15

[Our Joanne @Jobo501]

@HelloFreshUK I paused my subscription but a payment has been taken from my bank account

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Amazing that we’re entering day three of the country’s prime minister pretending to not understand the Covid isolation rules so that he can hide for a while.

[Max Rushden 💛🖤 @maxrushden]

Just to be clear I thought this was a work meeting, but I guess I can see how it looks

[Rosie Holt @RosieisaHolt]

MP doesn’t know whether she attended Downing St Party

[Our Joanne @Jobo501]

@BobbiLoveee @f1oholic @taurusdoob Don’t knock salt on porridge ‘till you try it 😋

[Our Joanne @Jobo501]

@victoriabeckham please have a word. All this packaging for an eye pencil. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Our Joanne @Jobo501]

@virginmedia Done that. Needs an engineer. Can’t come until Monday. How am I able to work from home?

[Our Joanne @Jobo501]

@virginmedia my internet has been down in the NG2 area for over an hour now. Could you tell me if there are any known issues?

[Our Joanne @Jobo501]

@jennyeclair @A1Margaret BBC Briefing today said 2 weeks

[Our Joanne @Jobo501]

@ClassicFM what is this witchcraft. Lilly is usually in a thundershirt and trying to get in spaces she can’t fit #classicpets