Joby Green

[Paul Lewis @paullewismoney]

There is no water shortage in the UK. Just a shortage of water management. They want the public to be responsible for managing water rather than doing the job they are very well paid to do.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

How justice 'works'.

[Marc Riley ⚽️🍺🐳 @marcrileydj]

This is always a great event but this years bill is RIGHT UP MY STREET! 👊💥 ⁦@warmduscherr⁩ ⁦@dublondesucks⁩ ⁦@annaerhardmusic⁩ ⁦@nadineshah⁩ ⁦@thebugclubband⁩ 😱⭐️

[Larry & Paul @larryandpaul]

🌍 DEBATE: What Is Causing Extreme Weather?

👇🏻 Please watch this #BrokenNews report, then share with your favourite climate scientist.

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Retweet for a chance to win my signed test pressing of Volume 2 of The @LlSTENlNG_PARTY double album

Winner picked at random at 10pm on March 1st

Released by @DemonMusicGroup in April, you can order yourself a copy of the album right here
https://t.co/kDojYCknQr

Good luck

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

In case you missed it

🙌 @KendalCalling

[Protect the Wild @ProtectTheWild_]

Imagine a website that listed all the pro-hunt and pro-shoot companies across the UK, so you could be make informed decisions about your spending..

Well we went and created it.

https://t.co/xambCS3dL4

[Joby Green @JobyGreen]

Enjoyed seeing two happy, healthy hedgehogs in the garden tonight... Thank you for mapping your hedgehog sighting - BIG Hedgehog MapBIG Hedgehog Map https://t.co/CW67vYL4lz

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Remember your voter ID for God’s sake!

[Dave Haslam @Mr_Dave_Haslam]

70 years ago today. 7th June 1954, Alan Turing took his own life. Father of computer science, codebreaker, Manchester icon; victim of prejudice and state violence.

Mural by @_tankpetrol is on Princess Parkway (M20 2EW).

[Dr John Read @ReadReadj]

Science Media Centre reveals itself, yet again, to be a blatantly biased platform for biological psychiatry and drug companies, unethically and dangerously misinforming the public and minimising harms
@markhoro @CEP_UK @MITUKteam

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

I swear you really can't make this stuff up.

What's @SouthernWater's idea to fix their sewage dumping at Whitstable? Easy build a longer pipe and dump that sh*t further out to sea. I kid you now.

Has @EnvAgency issued a permit for the nonsense?

[Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins]

I found this incredibly affecting. Gave me a chance to see the man behind the stunts; someone who comes across as warm and gentle and sincere.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

32 days to go. Do you live in North East Somerset? Do you know someone who lives in North East Somerset? Do you know someone who knows someone who lives in North East Somerset? Share this film with them

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

‘Mumpsimus’, 16th century: one who insists that they are right (or wronged) when all evidence points to the contrary.

[Joby Green @JobyGreen]

@iDanielPeak @WstoneStockport @Waterstones @FireflyPress And a handyman too!?! 🤣

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Retweet for a chance to win a Sproston hoodie, T-shirt & sweatshirt

On Tuesday May 14th (for 24 hours only) you can order these from @thecharlatans online shop.

Winner picked at random ok Monday May 13th at 10pm

Goood luck y’all

[Nicole Minét @mouvement33]

I've been waiting 29 years to tell this story about OJ and his days at USC. Now that he's dead (may he burn in hell) I have a story that I signed an NDA for that is no longer valid. I was a junior at USC working in Topping Student Center on campus in 1995. I was an administrative assistant to the President of Student Affairs that semester in the work/study program.

In early 1995, Robert Shapiro and Robert Kardashian (USC Alumni) walked up to my desk and said they had an appt with my boss. I was studying to be a criminal defense lawyer with a dual major in PoliSci and International Relations so I knew who they were. The meeting lasted about 30 mins.

After they left I looked at my boss like wtf was that all about!? He walked me outside and we sat by the old sprawling big tree outside Topping and my boss lit a cigarette for the first time in years and told me I had to sign an NDA because I could confirm OJ's lawyers were there for a meeting. Then he told me what the meeting was about.

Before OJ could graduate from USC, the university paid off two families of two blonde white girls that he had dated and battered. They had both gone to the LAPD to report it. One claimed he also sexually assaulted her in their relationship. The school had a vested interest in OJ going far in football and protected him at all costs. OJ had been in custody for 6 months and lawyers were in the discovery process for the trial and OJ's friend Robert Kardashian, who knew OJ from also being a student at USC, thought it would be best if those stories never saw the light of day. So a large check was written, given to my boss, and they left. I'll never forget holding that check.

Now, did you hear about this before now? Nope. That's how much power money enables.

After he was acquitted I changed my major to Philosophy/Psychology double major. I understood that I could harm society more than not if I pursued law. This is also why I abhor the Kardashians. They're rich thugs. Nothing more. #OJISDEAD

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Japanese game shows never disappoint