Jocelyn Johanna

Well, shit.

[Jocelyn Johanna @Joce328]

My life needs a plot twist like 6 months ago

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

Nope! I always say there is no such thing as self-made. It’s a myth.

It took millions of people - from my parents to mentors to friends to competitors to fans and voters - to write my success story. I did not write it alone.

That’s the American Dream - not a lie about going it alone - but the truth that none of us do, and there is always someone with their hand out to lift us up.

[. @playboicurrryy]

high difficulty level escape room concept: u are laying in bed and u have one hour to get out of bed

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: The Supreme Court has upheld the constitutional definition of birthright citizenship — meaning all children born in the United States are U.S. citizens.

[AT @primediscussion]

I know people don’t want to make the connection, but being defiant and unapologetic in the face of clearly doing some shit that is wrong is a direct result of the last decade of political climate.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Pope Leo XIV on AI:

“Artificial intelligence needs to be disarmed. The word [disarmed] is strong I know, but deliberately chosen because this moment needs words capable of attracting attention, awakening consciences, and indicating paths forward for humanity.”

[john @johnsemley3000]

gotta love a hi chew. it’s like a piece of gum that knows when to call it quits.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i'd say i am pretty chill as long as i don't get irritated in any form whatsoever

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

fundamental misunderstanding. Hershey’s is not for eating like a decadent Belgian chocolate. it is for shoving between two graham crackers and a campfire roasted marshmallow on a humid july night while you watch the lightning bugs flit around and listen to the crickets chirp.

[Morgan Barrett @MorganBarrettX]

Zeus: so two guys ran sub 2 hour marathons today

Pheidippidies: holy shit, I guess I’m going to meet them any second now

Zeus, unsure of how to soften the blow: No, they’re actually totally okay. In fact you were basically the only person to ever die from a marathon

[feefee @fawnpilled__]

does my dog think my foot is like an extra hand when im petting him with it or does he think its like insanely disrespectful

[Danielle Franz @DanielleBFranz]

Earth Day was created by an American.

The National Parks were created by an American.

Conservation is an American tradition.

[skooks @skooookum]

I’m aging out of the bracket where my death gets called “tragic” and into the one where it’s just “early”

[elizabeth 🪢 @OneFeIISwoop]

the exact same thing happened to benjamin franklin but he had the humility and humanity to acknowledge he was wrong and warn other parents against the same mistake

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

A reminder that this is how politics - and shame - is supposed to work. A politician is accused of major scandals, crimes!, and their party disowns them and they are forced out not just from a race from but from public life.
You’re not supposed to re-elect them to the presidency.

[Roose @RuNoseP]

i do not care if Trump's comments result in nothing tonight. no one who even thinks of saying the phrase "a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again" should be allowed to operate an ice cream stand, nevermind the most powerful office on the planet

[high maintenance, high value woman @fionaapplescock]

This is what Jesus woulda done btw not that evangelical going to hell bullshit

[MaceAhWindu 🇵🇸 @MaceAhWindu]

NASA could spend 1.5 trillion dollars on rockets going up into space and down again for a year and I'd consider that a more meaningful and worthwhile investment than whatever we're doing in the Middle East.

[vivian🌐 @vivian39_]

nuclear energy is sitting right there. just sitting there. producing massive amounts of clean reliable power with a safety record better than literally every other energy source per kwh. and we're out here arguing about whether to put a solar panel on a parking garage. okay

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Did I understand a single word of it?
I did not.

Was it a vibe?
It was.

[John Ewing @johnewing]

Happy Pop-Tart Bowl Game day to all who celebrate! ✅