Jockularity Show

Hosted by @RickAaron listen on @iTunesPodcasts and Part of the @EarWholeMedia Network

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Jockularity Show: The Name Game https://t.co/c7NcxjAVWl or iTunes https://t.co/D2bDyTyuNM

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It’s not a hangover. Just a case of post partyin’ depression.

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How many Tide Pods should I use to stuff a 14 lb. turkey? Serious answers only.

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I attribute my average intelligence to a balanced childhood diet of Smarties & Dum Dums.

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
The quill has never felt more heavy. I have made the decision to holster my sidearm permanently. I shall battle no more. The decision is difficult, but, as the hogs taught me, I must be true to myself. I am coming home to care for you and the farm.
— Andrew

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Disney will no longer go to Georgia to film movies and the Devil is seeking alternate locations to steal souls.

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The lines are so long on Mt. Everest that there’s now a two selfie limit at the summit.

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The Yankee Candle at my local mall burned down. Three employees were treated for Boysenberry inhalation.

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Somebody once told me/The world is gonna roll me/I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

-Wheelbarrows

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The new #GodzillaMovie is in theaters today if you want to see the 2nd most disastrous visit to Tokyo of the week.

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Eight winners in the National Spelling Bee?? At least it’s nice to see that Octomom’s kids are excelling academically.

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Shouldn't it be spelled "Ciclops" with one i?

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Close call during my childhood. My family and I escaped the Greasies with Agree.

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#1 Putting on shoes

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I liked Annoying Orange back when he was on The Cartoon Network before they started putting him on Fox News, CNN and MSNBC all the time.

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Twitter: 320 Million Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest

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I’ve never seen a photo of Iggy Azalea when she was topless or a photo of Iggy Pop when he wasn’t.

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I once drank a 5 Hour Energy on a flight from LA to NY and it became an 8 Hour Energy.

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I’ll never be a member of the 1% but I’m frequently a member of the .08%

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Worst pitcher...or most accurate photographer hater?

[FanDuel Sports Network Kansas City @FanDuelSN_KC]

Let's just say there was some shaky command on tonight's ceremonial first pitch at Guaranteed Rate Field.
#Royals | #WhiteSox

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I still have like 6 months to get the Ratburns a wedding gift right?