jockularity

Welcome to the Twitter feed of Jockularity,Wakefield's ONLY monthly comedy night

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@Baddiel The sheer number of these no-mark back benchers tweeting nationalist bullshit like this is staggering. My own representative posted some crap about the British public being offended that Merkel refused to speak to Johnson

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@10DowningStreet Sounds good to me. Would you recommend hiding in a fridge for the whole period?

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@realDonaldTrump You truly are a fucking idiot. America has a chance of being great again and being a force for good in the wider world when you're kicked out of the White House and in an orange jumpsuit

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@Conservatives I'd rather shit in my hands, clap, then eat a packet of crisps than contribute money to Tory coffers

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@TVNaga01 I thought your shoes were awesome this morning x

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So excited. There's only three more COVID19 spikes till Christmas

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@SusanCalman I was going to use one of those, but then I remembered I was an Ultravox fan so decided against it

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@JohnCleese The Washington Orange Bell-ends

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It's the first time he's admitted to anything
BBC News - Coronavirus: PM admitted to hospital over virus symptoms
https://t.co/DpuZuamEhM

[Iain Woodrow (they/them)🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @SwearyFood]

I was in Smiths earlier and bought this new magazine
#coronaUK #coronapocalypse #selfisolate #COVIDー19

[Kevin Daniel 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @kdanielcomedy]

See you later Wakefield 👍❤️@JockularityWf #comedy #wakefield #standupcomedy

[Iain Woodrow (they/them)🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @SwearyFood]

Sage advice #coronavirus #COVID19 #handwashing

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It's the second Tuesday of the month tomorrow, so it's time for Wakefield's favourite comedy night, Jockularity at @JollyTap on Northgate. Show starts at 9, Bring beed money and don't forget your laughing trousers. @Visit_Wakefield @artwalkwake @WakeExpress

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

I’m posting this again because I find it deeply troubling; a buried paragraph in Con manifesto basically saying if they win they have a blank cheque to change EVERYTHING. Mustn’t happen. Why is no one challenging them on what this paragraph means?

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@GregHands What sort of weaker are we talking here? Half sentence served and released to perpetrate a terrorist attack weaker?

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@Conservatives You cut 21000 police. We'll still be 1000 down, you bunch of useless wankers

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@Conservatives @BorisJohnson The man who murdered two people on London Bridge on Friday was imprisoned and released under a Conservative government after serving half his sentence.

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@Conservatives You're showing footage of a debate your leader was too much of a coward to attend. You shower of utter wankers

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@DecathlonUK is this really the best way to promote women's involvement in sport? Perhaps you need to reconsider this on you website @MaryCreaghMP