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Art of Creativity|| Chelsea💙|| Mechanical engineering OAU|| Automation N8N, MAKEcom & Zapier|| Agnosiophobic🥲 || part-time fine boy

[J⋆o⋆c⋆u⋆l⋆a⋆r♈️ @JocularCFC]

Some time, all you have to do is give time some time.

Reality doesn't care about our feelings. It cuts us to size.

You either adapt, survive & thrive OR stay too rigid & break. 👍🏿

[ala 𖤐 @crynagony]

"act your age" fuck off, i've never been this age before

[kosi💋 @kinggkosi]

i genuinely think nudes in a relationship is very healthy 😭

[Conn @ConnCFC]

Run it back

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

Jovem de 18 anos com câncer terminal fugiu do hospital para realizar seu último desejo, comer um hambúrguer.

Horas depois, voltou ao hospital e morreu.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Have you people seen this?

Students who went to take their NECO exams got abducted from the exam hall?

This happened in Borno and I hope it gets the same media outrage as Oyo's.

This is unfortunate.

[Tomi @tomiwebstr]

leaving your relationship because you heard your ex is single again is nasty work

[Vince™ @Blue_Footy]

It's mad to see Man City openly acknowledging their mistakes and agreeing to pay heavy compensation.

And Maresca also made a public apology and agreed to pay compensation too.

Whatever Chelsea have against them is massive. They didn't want to risk it. Impressive by Chelsea!

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Ford engineers coming back to work, realizing they did more than an AI ever could and still got fired

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

> Japan lost
> Germany lost
> Italy didn't show up
> Europe doesn’t have Air Conditioning

Welcome to 1945.

[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

We made so much fun of hantavirus that they deleted the whole storyline.

The disease just pack up and left due to bad ratings.

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Always have a backup plan for any plan that requires another human to execute

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Japan and Germany eliminated on the same day

Last time this happened was 1945

[Tricia🇫🇷🙏🏽 @CallmePat_ricia]

Cape Verde in the name of Jesus Christ and for the sake of humanity, please eliminate Argentina from the World Cup.

[𝐊𝐞𝐬𝐡🇵🇹 @tweetcunha]

🗣️ Nana Kwaku Bonsam (the one who cast the curse on Kane):

“Paraguay WILL ELIMINATE Germany ”

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨❌ BREAKING: NETHERLANDS ARE OUT OF THE WORLD CUP, ELIMINATED BY MOROCCO! 🇳🇱

[𝓛𝓸𝓻𝓭 𝓓𝓻𝓮𝔂 👑 @lorddrey]

You can fuck a woman into loving you. You can fuck a woman into submission. You can also fuck a woman into loyalty.

There is something called 'Dickmatization'.

A woman can kill her husband and her own child because a certain man fucked her good.

Yes!

More than 50% of women on earth have never experienced orgasm before.

Less than 20% of all women on earth have experienced multiple orgasms in a sexual round.

Less than 3% of women get consistent orgasms in an extended period of 6 months.

How you fuck your partner especially in the very first day she meets you determines how much she can respect, submit, and be loyal to you to at least 70%.

Most of the problem of most Twitter alpha males is the inability to fuck.

And most of the problem of most Twitter Feminists is the lack of being fucked to senses.

End!

[AVID ⛽️ @imtoojaded_]

💀💀

[Ø @thatniggarhodes]

So you want rapists to ask for your number?

[Ìlérí⚡️ @pipe_dev]

see quality of life.