Jodie Davids, P.I.

It's me! Jodie! Now a proper detective! No case too small/weird! Now based in NYC! {Fictional}

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@GirlCalledDave i see

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@GirlCalledDave OK

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@GirlCalledDave Hmmm. I may need some persuading.

[Jodie Davids, P.I. @JodieDavidsPI]

@GirlCalledDave But... our house.

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@GirlCalledDave THERE IS NO ICE IN HOUSTON

ALSO WE LIVE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTY

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@GirlCalledDave THAT IS WILDLY DISPROPORTIONATE AND VERY MUCH DESERVED THANK YOU

[Jodie Davids, P.I. @JodieDavidsPI]

I know it's been a long time, but I've a super important announcement.

My wife @GirlCalledDave is Hot.

kthxbye

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@GirlCalledDave You should totally have revenge or something.

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@GirlCalledDave The super hot bitch I'm doing tonight

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@GirlCalledDave mebbe

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@GirlCalledDave I CALLED DIBS

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@MistressVivi #OOC Why would you need such a thing?

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@GirlCalledDave I WAS GRUMPY IN ONE OF THEM

AND NEARLY NAKED IN ANOTHER!

UNFAIR

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I CAN HAVE FAVORITES TOO @GirlCalledDave

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@GirlCalledDave YAY!

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@GirlCalledDave I CAN SEE

[BIG BAD 怪獣 @BigBadKaiju]

Honestly...what's it's gonna take to get 100 RTs for this goddamn thing?

#Wrestle4Revolver

@JimSterling it's time to summon your Legions! https://t.co/AQab4HJmJ2

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@GirlCalledDave YAY TITS