Joe Bateman

[Joe Bateman @JoeBateman89]

@paddypower what odds are you giving me no Bryan Adams to be at number one in the UK and Canada charts July 2069?

[Joe Bateman @JoeBateman89]

@Cobby1889 Analogy I’d use. House is on fire, fully in flames. Youth fire force are trying their best, but the flames are so high and all they have are buckets. To have you be the guys that’s turned the tap off is frustrating, but even if you’d not turned the tap off, the house was gone.

[Sheffield Wednesday @swfc]

68' GOAL - Ellis Simms makes it four.

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[Joe Bateman @JoeBateman89]

@1867FTBL That number will always be 17k minimum with season tickets. Frustratingly that number gets counted if they come or not as the ticket has already been paid.

If there were 1k away fans, 19k is actually a good (bad) turn out. 5th lowest since Chansiri

[Joe Bateman @JoeBateman89]

@swfc @MacronSports @MrVegas_Casino Couldn’t pay a player to model it?

[Joe Bateman @JoeBateman89]

@TheRstott It raises a lot of deep and meaningful questions. But most importantly, why does he have a car phone mount on the passenger side?

[Joe Bateman @JoeBateman89]

@owl4life1867 @1984_m4tt It doesn’t count unless you can legally get drunk while watching… apparently 😂

[Sky Bet @SkyBet]

1⃣5⃣ points from a possible 1⃣8⃣

A six-game run that has @swfc fans believing 🙌

Danny Röhl, take a bow 👏 #swfc

[Joe Bateman @JoeBateman89]

@GaryUsher_ Sounds like someone who’s never been told no

[Harry @harryrevitt]

Finally got 3 points this season then

[Joe Bateman @JoeBateman89]

@Cobby1889 Love KDB back in the game

[Goth Shaggy Rogers @crumlingothic_]

Someone tell Morrissey he can finally go out tonight

[Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? @TedDansonBDay]

Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.

[Joe Bateman @JoeBateman89]

I’m going to count to 3, there will not be a 4.
#MerryChristmas

[Joe Bateman @JoeBateman89]

@YesWeCrann Guaranteed 3 points

[Joe Crann @YesWeCrann]

Just another reminder that we have no idea what goes on in the lives of footballers in the build-up to games…

Bannan turned it up a notch as today’s game went on and was key to #SWFC’s victory - but it can’t have been easy.

[Joe Bateman @JoeBateman89]

@TWWcast Thought it was Oldham