Joe Biden (Parody)

Known Tax Evader

[Joe Biden (Parody) @JoeBiden822]

Tickling is about control. You cannot tell me otherwise.

[Aurora Britt @Britt4rva]

holy shit we are all going to die

[Joe Biden (Parody) @JoeBiden822]

Cmon blue that was a strike #M50BL

[Joe Biden (Parody) @JoeBiden822]

The way I constantly debase myself for women makes me no better than a common whore #meninfemalefields

[gilly⁵⁰¹ 💌 @ahsokasgoggles]

how 8 yr old me was internalizing the proverbs at the beginning of clone wars episodes

[Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum]

It depends on whether we mean registered prisoners or all people deported to Auschwitz.

Among the roughly 400,000 people registered as prisoners, about half were Jews and half were non-Jews. The largest non-Jewish group were Poles, most of whom came from a Roman Catholic background. There were also Roma and Sinti, Soviet POWs, and prisoners of many other nationalities.

So it would be more accurate to say that about half of the registered prisoners were non-Jewish, rather than simply describing all of them as Christians.

The picture changes completely when we look at everyone deported to Auschwitz. Of at least 1.3 million deportees, about 1.1 million were Jews. Most Jews selected for immediate murder were never registered as prisoners at all.

That is why Jews constituted about half of the registered prisoner population, but around 90% of all those murdered at Auschwitz.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Notice how even in Israeli propaganda, Israel wipes out a city and kills countless civilians due to being mildly annoyed

[slim @imonwwe]

i dont think courtney love killed kurt cobain but i do think she had something to do with tupac & biggie.

[Joe Biden (Parody) @JoeBiden822]

@GardenhireFan You attending the debut?

[Joe Biden (Parody) @JoeBiden822]

Holding you to this

[Ron @GardenhireFan]

If Walker Jenkins isn’t playing at Target Field on Friday I’m deleting my account and becoming a full time Brewers fan

[Joe Biden (Parody) @JoeBiden822]

This happened to me when I was in middle school but it was in the alley and they used a rusty pair of scissors.

[ANNE LAMOTT @ANNELAMOTT]

Yes, this happened to me when Biden was president. I sent my grandson to school day and he came back a girl—in a burka. His dad and I still get angry just thinking about it.

[ANNE LAMOTT @ANNELAMOTT]

Yes, this happened to me when Biden was president. I sent my grandson to school day and he came back a girl—in a burka. His dad and I still get angry just thinking about it.

[Joe Biden (Parody) @JoeBiden822]

In the den of the beast #minocquabrewing

[Joe Biden (Parody) @JoeBiden822]

@GardenhireFan Blessed is this day mashallah ☪️

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Best movie scenes of all-time:

-the ending of Field Of Dreams
-the “it’s not your fault scene” in Goodwill Hunting
-Batman-Joker interrogation in The Dark Knight
-when Matthew McConaughey sees the videos of his kids in Interstellar
-Jonah Hill “Cynthia” slam poetry in 22 Jump Street
-the ending of La La Land
-when Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett realize their characters are the same age in Benjamin Button
-when Rocky beats the 10-count in Rocky II
-Joe Pesci cross-examining Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny
-Henry and Karen entering through the kitchen in Goodfellas
-the diner conversation in Heat
-when Tom Hanks meets his son in Forrest Gump

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Times you’re allowed to cry as a man:

-when your dog dies
-the ending of Rudy
-hearing Landslide by Fleetwood Mac in November
-when your friend’s dad gives you a hug and tells you he’s proud of you
-when an overweight girl gets made fun of at a party and runs away crying saying “this always happens”
-boarding a flight home from a weekend with friends you don’t see enough wishing you could go back to the phase of your life when you saw them every day
-the “it’s not your fault scene” in Goodwill Hunting
-listening to How To Save A Life by The Fray on Sunday at 9PM

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Having gambling adds on the wall in the Field of Dreams game is a tough break for Shoeless Joe Jackson

[Twins Ribbies @TwinsRibbies]

“And I took that personally.” - Royce Lewis after losing the GOP primary last night.

[Joe Biden (Parody) @JoeBiden822]

@uhrmee Best time to do it!

[Joe Biden (Parody) @JoeBiden822]

The licker in question

[Joe Biden (Parody) @JoeBiden822]

Getting licked while you're high is the best feeling ever. Like hell yeah fuckin lick me.