Joe Bolster

Comedian, diesel mechanic, Olympic gold medalist in Falconry. My CD, You Didn't Ask...But Here's What I'm Thinkin,' is available at:

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@SenKatieBritt Top-shelf parody of an insincere, over-the-top, unconvincing actress auditioning with a lame monologue. Well done!

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@AriMelber Curiously, Clarence Thomas doesn’t talk about overturning Loving v. Virginia. Hmm. I wonder why?

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@JPosnanski Enjoying “The Baseball 100,” Joe! Just wondering - are you aware of the error on Pg. 230 regarding the single season HR record Vern Stephens set for shortstops? He hit 39 in ‘49, not 25. That was the SS record that Ernie Banks broke with his 44 dingers in ‘55.

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@Buster_ESPN Ted Williams led the AL in walks the year he won the Triple Crown.

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Is there a vaccination for boredom? #AcademyAwards

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“I can cause someone to be shot dead in the U.S. Capitol and not lose any support!” #CapitolBuilding

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In the contest to see which team can violently storm and occupy the U.S. Capitol most frequently, the score is now tied:
BRITAIN: 1
REPUBLICANS: 1 #CapitolBuilding

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In thirty-three days Trump will be demoted from President to Florida Man.#ByeByeTrump

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Mike Pence refers to his wife as Mother. Does she call him Mofo? I know I do. #VicePresidentialDebate

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@HagenG1228 Glad you enjoyed the show, Greg!

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@HagenG1228 Yes, I played TC on SM. 😎

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“Do we gain any advantage by having you in the game, Kendrick?” “Nunn.” #NBAFinals

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Hallmark could make big bucks with a “Don’t Get Well Soon” card. #TrumpHasCovid

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I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of all the wheezing. #SuperSpreader

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If Mr. Rogers was still alive...”Can you say ‘hubris?’”#COVID19

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Trump catching Covid due to his refusal to wear a mask is a perfect example of his “turd mentality.”
#TrumpCovid

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image0.jpeg My dad, several months shy of his 92nd birthday, demonstrating that you’re never too old to Get Up, Stand Up! #BlackLivesMatter

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“Anyone named President Trump who wants a test can get a test.”
#coronavirus

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Melania is a trailblazer. She was social distancing from Trump long before the Covid crisis.#COVID19

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I have a feeling these anti-quarantine protests will die off. #COVID19