Moosus Modey

What you are about to witness is my thoughts. Just my thoughts, right or wrong, just what I was feeling at the time.

[Moosus Modey @JoeByrdTweets]

If it happens tonight, Mike Breen has a chance to do the funniest thing of all time

[Moosus Modey @JoeByrdTweets]

@EightyTwoAndO can you do baseball next please 🙏🏼

[Moosus Modey @JoeByrdTweets]

Always sad to find out one of my heroes doesn’t share my politics (zero cal soda supporter)

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Victor Wembanyama’s agent says Wemby has turned down millions of dollars and will never endorse soda companies

"They all want him, but Victor will never sell soda. Because he doesn’t want to kill the kids."

(Via @JaredWeissNBA, h/t @TheNBABase)

[Moosus Modey @JoeByrdTweets]

#NewProfilePic

[Moosus Modey @JoeByrdTweets]

@Charley_Hustle1 @SheaSerrano Good tweet

[Moosus Modey @JoeByrdTweets]

Finally, pure mid

[Duncan Smith @DuncanSmithNBA]

Anybody can luck their way into an 82-0 super team. But can you pick a team that goes exactly 41-41? That’s the new challenge

[Moosus Modey @JoeByrdTweets]

Really good teams don’t have to survive nightly Arike 5-15 terror attacks

[Landon Thomas @sixfivelando]

Jose Fernandez said he told the team there’s selfishness in the locker room. Fernandez told them to not get upset about minutes played and lack of shots.

“Really good teams don’t give a shit about that. You know what they give a shit about? They give a shit about winning.”

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

“Alexa, show us an interview you couldn’t pay us any amount of money to watch”

[Moosus Modey @JoeByrdTweets]

The Kirkified somebody’s Puerto Rican grandma and it looks just like Brian Windhorst

[ᾶσχτ (âsht) @utilitaryan]

Now I’ve seen it all

[Moosus Modey @JoeByrdTweets]

LFG!!! FUCK YOU @SpiritAirlines

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Spirit Airlines is preparing to shut down after a $500 million government bailout fell apart, per WSJ

[Moosus Modey @JoeByrdTweets]

@arlenecarrillo_ @VPasquantino 😘🤌🏼

[Moosus Modey @JoeByrdTweets]

Italian sausage and pesto breakfast burrito: the Pasquanrito @VPasquantino

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

500k followers giveaway pt 1!

My golf bag plus some @Titleist goodies

Comment, like, repost to enter. Must be a follower

Clubs not included unfortunately*
Still need those for my day job

[Moosus Modey @JoeByrdTweets]

@Mike_kim714 @Titleist Go Bears!

[Moosus Modey @JoeByrdTweets]

He 100p did not write this and is dead

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

Trump this a.m.

[Ben Raab @BenVRaab]

Nothing against Purdue men’s basketball, but this board is invalid. Those settlements need to be two spaces apart!

[Moosus Modey @JoeByrdTweets]

Joe Burrow is going to show up to training camp with the craziest haircut

[safa @got2stayaway]

why are they actually wearing the same outfit

[Moosus Modey @JoeByrdTweets]

@twentysidesmatt Hard to play a full season when you break your foot and tear your meniscus. Hope that clears it up.

[Moosus Modey @JoeByrdTweets]

I could name 2000 middle infielders in two hours by myself. These are rookie numbers.

[Luke Evangelist @lukeevangelist_]

Just guys being dudes. Tonight we set out to name 2,000 pro athletes in 2 hours without internet.

Here’s the breakdown:
805 football
290 soccer
267 baseball
258 basketball
139 hockey
81 cricket
60 tennis
25 olympians
23 F1
22 boxers/WWE
21 UFC
6 volleyball
3 swimmers
2 ping pong