Joe Parker

[JC @_JC1971]

This actually has never got the credit it deserves 🤣 genius

[Frances 'Cassandra' Coppola @Frances_Coppola]

This pathetic little man is complaining about the Southport killer being sent to Broadmoor.

Broadmoor is not just any hospital. It is a high-security hospital for dangerous mentally ill prisoners. Famous inmates include Ian Brady (Moors murderer), Peter Sutcliffe (Yorkshire Ripper), Ronnie Kray (Kray brothers) and Charles Bronson.

So the Southport killer is not being transferred "out of prison". He is being transferred to a hospital that, famously, is a high-security prison.

@ZiaYusufUK, you are ignorant and stupid.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[The Saviour @TheSaviour]

672K likes in just 6 hours.

The world hates Israel.

[Dr Rahmeh Aladwan @doctor_rahmeh]

United Kingdom of 'israel' (Andy Burnham's) Cabinet in full:

• John Healey (Chancellor)
Labour Friends of 'israel' (LFI) parliamentary supporter. Opposed recognition of Palestine.

• Louise Haigh (First Secretary of State)
Labeled Gaza a genocide. Accepted up to £50,300 in office and staffing backing from Labour Together (pro-'israel' think tank).

• Ed Miliband (Foreign Secretary)
Personal family ties to 'israel'. Self-described 'friend of "israel"'. Opposed BDS.

• Wes Streeting (Defence Secretary)
20+ year LFI member. Received funding from pro-'israel' lobby (£30k+). Introduced IHRA into NHS. Mentored by Peter Mandelson. LFI funded delegation trip to 'israel'.

• Shabana Mahmood (Home Secretary)
Defended and appealed to protect proscription of Palestine Action. Commended police for enforcement actions (mass arrests) against public.

• Yvette Cooper (Health Secretary)
Instigated the initial proscription of Palestine Action. Accepted over £215,000 from the 'israel' lobby.

• Lucy Powell (Education Secretary)
LFI member. Condemned anti-Zionist campus movements. Funded trip to 'israel'.

• Angela Rayner (Housing Secretary)
Accepted a £25,000+ donation from pro-'israel' lobbyist Trevor Chinn. Vocal opponent of BDS.

• Miatta Fahnbulleh (Energy Secretary)
Defended the continuity of UK military component licensing and exports to 'israel'.

• Angela Eagle (Environment Secretary)
Long-term LFI supporter. Voted down parliamentary motions for weapons embargoes.

• Pat McFadden (Work and Pensions Secretary)
Former LFI Vice-Chair. Funded trip to 'israel'.

• Jonathan Reynolds (Business and Science Secretary)
Longtime LFI Vice-Chair. Signed off on and maintained existing arms export licences to 'israel' (Trade secretary). Funded trip to 'israel'.

• Alex Norris (Justice Secretary)
Member and parliamentary supporter of LFI.

• Heidi Alexander (Transport Secretary)
Defended the UK's continuing export of F-35 fighter jet components to 'israel'.

• Lisa Nandy (Culture Secretary)
Stated that boycotting 'israel' can be used to whip up hostility. Opposed full bans on arms sales to 'israel'.

• Emma Reynolds (Chief Secretary to the Treasury)
Prominent LFI supporter. Funded trip to 'israel'.

• Ellie Reeves (Attorney General)
LFI member. Backs directives limiting public sector procurement boycotts.

• Douglas Alexander (Scotland Secretary)
Deep historical ties to LFI. Addressed official LFI annual receptions alongside 'israeli' ambassadors and supports anti-boycott platforms. Funded trip to 'israel'.

• Stephen Kinnock (Wales Secretary)
Voted in favour of proscribing Palestine Action.

• Chris Bryant (Northern Ireland Secretary)
Long-term LFI parliamentary supporter. Funded trip to 'israel'.

• Kanishka Narayan (AI Minister)
Declined to support parliamentary calls for asset freezes or direct state sanctions on 'israeli' officials.

• Bridget Phillipson (Women and Equalities Minister)
Longstanding LFI member. Funded trip to 'israel'.

• Hamish Falconer (European Relations Minister)
Former Labour Together consultant. Defended continuing F-35 jet parts trade with 'israel'. Campaigned against emergency party motions labeling actions a genocide. Refused to investigate British dual nationals serving in the IOF.

• Matthew Pennycook (Housing Minister)
LFI parliamentary supporter. Voted against independent sanction proposals. Funded trip to 'israel'.

• Anneliese Midgley (Chief Whip)
No known links.

• Alan Campbell (Leader of the House of Commons)
Long-term LFI supporter. Funded trip to 'israel'.

• Baroness Smith (Leader of the House of Lords)
LFI parliamentary supporter. Reaffirmed total alignment with 'israel' in official House of Lords statements. Funded trip to 'israel'.

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This is what a captured state looks like.
Britain is not independent or sovereign.
Free Palestine. Free Britain.

[Joe Lever @JoeLever89]

Being praised as a tax legend by wealth leeches should be a source of deep shame for Dan but it won’t because he’s a pompous prick (like Rory before him) who treats Gary with contempt for the crime of trying to fight runaway inequality.

[Bosnian Football @BosniaNTBall]

Whether it is or isn’t a red to Balogun is now irrelevant. Government interference is a violation of FIFA Article 2 & 15, and the punishment is disqualification and suspension. #FIFAWorldCup

[STV News @STVNews]

Housebuilders face potential £4.5bn class action legal case.
https://t.co/Esg6UdBiLZ

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Playing out a 0-0 draw on Wednesday so we both qualify 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🤝 🇧🇷

[B O G ~ D W E L L E R @real_bogdweller]

remember like a month ago when zach polanski retweeted a member of the public's concerns about police conduct and all of politics came screeching to a halt for the day to condemn such a wholly inappropriate political interference into operational policing?

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

One from the archives.

"I guess it's because Satan was unavailable"

[John West @johnbestwest]

Until I saw this tweet, I had never heard on this incident before, and I follow the news fairly closely. Did political leaders and the King visit the Bristol Muslim community in response?

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

On behalf of their client, Zara Sultana, Bindmans Media and Information Law Practise Group requires that I publish the following statement on X, and that such statement must be clearly visible and pinned to my
profile for a continuous period of no less than 24 hours:

“On 30 March 2026, I published a post on my X account addressed to Zarah Sultana in which I stated that she encourages and incites violence and is friends with terrorists.

Those statements are false. I was wrong and offer my sincere apologies to Ms Sultana for the harm and distress caused to her.”

It is my very great pleasure to do this, and I reiterate my sincere and repeated offer to meet with Miss Zara Sultana in person to resolve our differences.

[Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani]

If they relay the facts, accurately and objectively, there is a deluge of pressure from the Israel lobby. Phone calls, emails - it’s extraordinary. And organised.

This is the ‘electric fence’ approach to media monitoring and management, as Nick Davies calls it. You disincentivise accuracy, or even just covering stories. Even the smallest thing gets a response (like a small shock from a fence). Producers know there are costs for covering Israel, so they calculate ‘let’s leave it this time’.

It’s not excusable, but it’s explicable. For the BBC, however, which is public service journalism, and which we all pay for, it’s unacceptable.

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

Happy anniversary

[Brett @utdBrett]

Aaron Ramsey coup de grâce

[KJ 🏂 @ElunHatesMe]

Magic implosion last week of the season 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani]

Some people will always struggle with the idea that others want to help their community, without demanding everyone be just like them.

If you’re only willing to serve people who always agree with you it’s not public service - you’re just looking for a fanclub.

[Trevoh Chalobah @TrevohChalobah]

Areola no bi today you wan turn to benfica goalkeeper ⛔️

[Gary Stevenson @garyseconomics]

.@RoryStewartUK @campbellclaret