Joe Chrysler

Makes tortillas and websites, not automobiles.

[Joe Chrysler @JoeChrysler]

@firstcrusader Not enough transistors. Few more should do it.

[Joe Chrysler @JoeChrysler]

@jamesthomson FasTen your seatbelts

[Joe Chrysler @JoeChrysler]

@TechConnectify Sure sounds like you 🎵 saved big money, saved big money, when you shopped…somewhere 🎵

[Joe Chrysler @JoeChrysler]

Universal Control is _insanely_ good. Holy wow. https://t.co/2zNWPu22r3

[Joe Chrysler @JoeChrysler]

@latte_is_life Such sugar crash

[Joe Chrysler @JoeChrysler]

@Cl_Jonez

[annie🦄⚡ | on break @anniebombanie_]

CSS Box Model — an illustrated analogy.

[Bartosz Ciechanowski @BCiechanowski]

GPS – https://t.co/JkfJLVjRQs

[Joe Chrysler @JoeChrysler]

@Almost_Aaron useRudolph()

[Joe Chrysler @JoeChrysler]

@stevenstrogatz Farmers: we need a word for a helpful structure that safely stores food for later

Programmers: no doubt, no doubt, and like what if it also meant that only one person knows how to run the build, so the whole company is screwed

Farmers: 😐

[Joe Chrysler @JoeChrysler]

@justin Miro

[Joe Chrysler @JoeChrysler]

@chrisfarber I’m going to be pretending that web3 is just WebAuthn + wasm. Makes me feel better.

[Joe Chrysler @JoeChrysler]

@fig Cool tool. Please don’t ask for my email address until I’m ready to use the sharing features.

Asking before I see any value: 🙅 you get mailinator, and I’m salty.

Asking when I’m actively about to share with a friend: 🤩 zomg, have you seen fig? I gave them my real email.

[Justin Searls @searls]

The original iPod included 20 minutes of audio skip protection in case the primary storage device stopped working.

20 years later, Siri on Apple Watch doesn't have 20 *seconds* of skip protection in case an Internet connection can't be established. It just deletes the request.

[Joe Chrysler @JoeChrysler]

I’ve added a new step to my debugging flow:
Ask yourself, “Am I willing to live in a universe where this potential solution solves the problem? If yes, proceed. If not, move right along.”

[Joe Chrysler @JoeChrysler]

This. Thread. Is. Gold.

[Joël Quenneville @joelquen]

Working in small chunks is one of the powerful dev skills I have!

Among other things it:

👀 Makes it easier to get code review (smaller PRs)
🏃‍♂️ Keeps forward momentum
🗑️ Prevents code from going stale
↩️ Makes code easier to revert

a thread on ways to achieve this 🧵

[Joe Chrysler @JoeChrysler]

@kevin_j_m @tenderlove @searls I would watch the hell of out a show where DHH is the charismatic power-tool personality with some problematic tendencies, @searls tries valiantly to keep him in check, and @tenderlove peeks over the fence, wearing a chef’s hat and muttering something about card, cons, cdr & cats

[Gary Bernhardt @garybernhardt]

If your reaction to a software practice or codebase is to search for some reason that it's Morally Impure, you probably won't ship much software. The world is messy. Being good at the work means, in part, learning which messes will and won't actually catch fire.

[Joe Chrysler @JoeChrysler]

Home Assistant is really cool